Oh, The Inexorable Oh, the inexorable passage of time; My balls are covered in slime. As you traverse the doldrums, My penis cums. Oh, the inexorable state of being Until you die, but I’m just busy peeing. While you philosophise, My head is between fat thighs. Oh, the inexorable decay; I’m fucking,...

Anyone ever dream of flying? I rarely fly, but more often I swim through the air as if it were water. Sometimes I run on all fours like an ape.

it might drive you loopy

So, heh, I wouldn't normally share dreams here but in this one I was in the subnet. Nothing from canon games but it had the aesthetic, you know, ruins, dirt, glowy blue machines, stock electricity sounds, and all that. There was one high-ceilinged room like in a museum or palace that was chock full ...

Cool! Is that a connection pod activated karma portal device?

Nice, those are some crispy looking portals. Maybe you could make 666 and 616 into regular normal locations. Un-hellify them if you will.

Dog Chocolate


Baby dog is called a doglet

They will die if they eat choglet


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Minecraft Fuck


Silk Touch on my diamond pick

Look in awe at my big dick

Redstone pulse lasts one game tick

Searching for a gf whose thick

Mining blocks with one left click

Pussy - that I love to lick

Speed I beacon makes me quick

Girls flock to me cos I’m slick


- seizurecube

A Poem About Draculas And Why Communism Is Good And Necessary Tonight I’m going to hunt a dracula. My brethren gave me loads of flack-ula: They claimed that dracula be one guy’s name, And that not all vampires are called the same. But I just left those pedants in my wake, And in my inventory: garli...

There once was a young man from Kent
Whose arm through a waterfall went;
He said a short prayer,
And from the 8th layer
To him, Shiva's power was lent.