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by bender
14 Feb 2016 20:14
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy board
Replies: 1646
Views: 296391

Re: Happy board

gil2455526 wrote:
bender wrote:Still looking for a reasonable girl to date.
Correction, looking for a girl desperate enough to date you.

I actually know how you feel...
It is not like a girl never asked me out. I just never accepted.
by bender
14 Feb 2016 19:52
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Relationships
Replies: 386
Views: 115416

Re: Relationships

I am glad I have no date. All the women that had interest in me were spoiled bitches with inflated egos. Is all the women like that? They don't act good to their boyfriends, but act lovely to their friends. (I know this from my female friends and one particular dumb whore) It's almost like they want...
by bender
14 Feb 2016 19:34
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome!
Replies: 643
Views: 1357428

Re: Welcome!

Ban him.



Wait..


actually don't. Ban Sublevel instead
by bender
14 Feb 2016 19:33
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy board
Replies: 1646
Views: 296391

Re: Happy board

Still looking for a reasonable girl to date.
by bender
14 Feb 2016 19:31
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome!
Replies: 643
Views: 1357428

Re: Welcome!

They might even become the new Bender. Who knows?
by bender
14 Feb 2016 12:19
Forum: projects
Topic: 🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡
Replies: 805
Views: 213534

Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: Random Adventures

Well, you are like one of the main characters of this forum

I have to admit. I don't like using myself as the main character in my stories, but the antihero characteristics of Bender fit the context perfectly.
by bender
14 Feb 2016 02:08
Forum: projects
Topic: 🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡
Replies: 805
Views: 213534

Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: Random Adventures

Vurn's Super Fun Adventure Part 6 Vurn: We did it Bender! We defeated Skutul! Bender: Yeah! Look at all the sweet loot we got. *Back at Pastel village* ShadowNil: Hey guys! They are back! Everyone: Wooo!! Vurn and Bender! Vurn and Bender! Vurn! Vurn! Vurn! Vurn! Abacus: So what did you find Vurn? V...
by bender
14 Feb 2016 00:45
Forum: projects
Topic: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: ID Project.
Replies: 87
Views: 25214

Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: ID Project.

Turn our stories into comics :D
by bender
13 Feb 2016 22:11
Forum: projects
Topic: 🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡
Replies: 805
Views: 213534

Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: Random Adventures

Prepare to be bent
by bender
13 Feb 2016 19:19
Forum: projects
Topic: 🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡
Replies: 805
Views: 213534

Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: Random Adventures

Vurn's Super Fun Adventure Part 1 *Calm day at Pastel Land* Vortex: Ah, what a calm day.. Boingo: Amen.. *Vurn starts shouting in the distance* Vurn: GUYS! GUYS!! YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS! Bender: Not your random shit again Vurn.. V: No Bender! I found this, look! Its a map! It shows adventure!! WI...