🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

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One Does Not Simply Chuck On

Sublevel: Damn, I wanted to be in picture with you Jatsko!
Apocrypha: It's Apocrypha! And sorry dude, thought you would understand, not everything is Submachine!
Sublevel: But is cubic!
Apocrypha: Not everything cubic that's in Pastel Land is part of Submachine!
Sublevel: Okay...
ENIHCAMBUS: Don't worry Sublevel, you belong here with us!
Vortex: YeahahahahahahaXD
Sublevel: Thanks guys!
ENIHCAMBUS: What are you going to do next?
Sublevel: I will build a house and explode with it!
Vortex: Good, lets help him!

Few minutes latter

Vortex: It's done!
ENIHCAMBUS: Now Sublevel, do your thing!
Sublevel: Yes! *Sublevel enters house and explodes with it*
Vortex: Woohoo!
ENIHCAMBUS: That was great!
Sublevel: Yay!
Mateusz Skutnik: WTF...
Sublevel: OMG is Mateusz!
Chuck Testa: NOPE, it's Chuck Testa!
ENIHCAMBUS: Chuck Testa is the best Chuck!
*Chuck Norris appears*
Vortex: OMG is Chuck Norris!
Chuck: NOPE, is Chuck Testa Too!
ENIHCAMBUS: And that's why Chuck Testa is best Chuck!
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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waiting for new stories!
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TT

ENIHCAMBUS: Now that's a big table over there!
Vortex: Yeah, I made it posible!
Sublevel: Wow, Thank you Vortex.
Apocrypha: Actually, I think is more like a big PI!
Anteroinen: Yeah, there's actually a big pie on the big table.
Apocrypha: Actually, there's not.
Anteroinen: Well, of course not, but you get what I'm saying.
Sublevel: Someone has to make a big pie and place it on the big table!
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Ener: Maddox, why have such large face? ||
Maddox: They put a pie on my face! TT
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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I wanna be a chair. pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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Sundex wrote:I wanna be a chair. pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
*throws you into PTL location*

happy? :mrgreen:

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btw, I didn't get the story. Can you explain? Why Maddox?
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The Banjo Prophecy: Prologue

Location 513

Sublevel: OMG, is Halloween location, GUTS, GUTS, GUTS EVERYWHERE!
Vortex: Calm down a bit Sublevel, is not that much!
Sublevel: You just don't like it as much as I do, is perfect, maybe there's no cowbell, but still perfect! Spoopy Submachine Forever! *Sublevel starts to eat the guts on the floor*
Vortex: Sublevel, what are you doing?
Sublevel: *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom...*
Vortex: Okay, I'm leaving you here.

On its way to the XYZ Portal, Vortex finds someone lurking in the dark

Vortex: Lurker, is that you?
Evil Otter: No, it's just an otter.
Vortex: Oh, okay. What do you want?
Evil Otter: You were the one who called Saraswati the "Banjo Goddess". Right?
Vortex: It was a joke, also like I'm going to remember such name...
Evil Otter: Well listen, I propose you this... *The evil otter produces two banjos and gives one to Vortex*
Vortex: What do you want me to do with this?
Evil Otter: Let's Play! *Evil Otter produces a rancher style music with the banjo, with great success* Now it's your turn!
Vortex: Huh, I don't now how to play this... *Vortex produces random notes with the banjo* Jeez...
Evil Otter: Mwehehehe!
Vortex: What are you going to do now?
Evil Otter: I want to tell you something!
Vortex: What?
Evil Otter: Your people needs you!
Vortex: Okay...
Evil Otter: Bye! *The Evil Otter smashes Vortex's head with his banjo*
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Vortex: I am the Banjo Prophet!
Evil Otter: Excelent!

TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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Submachine: Network Exploration Experience

June 8, 2010
Mateusz is at the podium


Mateusz: Okay guys, here's my next thing. You know, Submachine is vast as the whole internet, so I thought, maybe the Submachine can take over the internet! Sounds cool right?
People: Subgod Rules!
Mateusz: Yeah! So I created my own web search engine! The most powerful in the Universe! Would you support me?
People: Subgod Rules!
Mateusz: YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ENIHCAMBUS: OMG! WTF is going on! Why Mateusz is doing this! I won't support this!

In reality...

Vortex: WTF is going on with this other lurker guy?
Sublevel: I don't know, maybe he ate some glowing mushroom!
Vortex: Well, time the explore the Subnet!
Sublevel: Yay!

3 Months later
Submachine Database


ENIHCAMBUS: Wait, SNEE is the name for a Submachine Exploration Project?
Marbles: Yeah! As far we know, Internet Network =/= Submachine Network, did you really thought Mateusz was too crazy to make his own Web Search Engine?
ENIHCAMBUS: Well, yeah...
Marbles: Were you high in glowing mushrooms?
ENIHCAMBUS: I guess...
Marbles: Well, time to explore the Subnet then!
ENIHCAMBUS: Oh right!

*ENIHCAMBUS joins the experience*

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Based on a true story.
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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You really thought so? XD

(btw, since what year you play Submachine?)
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Sublevel 107 wrote:You really thought so? XD

(btw, since what year you play Submachine?)
Yes! XD

I play Submachine since early 2009.
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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:mrgreen:

XD

its color is 003200
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