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[SaintJon]

It seems like my cat likes to disappear for long moments and suddenly come back. She probably breaks the time and space barrier to get away from me. Maybe all cats do

[WorldisQuiet5256]

I like Cats.
I wish I had one to pet.


oh well.

[Anonymous2]

I like Cats.
I wish I had one to pet.


oh well.

Get a girlfriend

[WorldisQuiet5256]

I'm 20 years old.

0 Progress.

[Jatsko]

Or you could take the wise words of my gym teacher: "Stay single as long as possible"

Which I'll probably break this year, I'm heading to college.

[The Kakama]

I don't really want any girlfriends yet, but it's good to have some friends from the outernets.
Like now I walk back with a buddy from college to the train station, so I don't really feel lonely anymore.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Or you could take the wise words of my gym teacher: "Stay single as long as possible"

Only someone who tried and failed would say a shit like that.

[Diamonds]

high schooler parents (mine at least): "oh no, don't get a girlfriend. it's gross, too much effort... and i couldn't do it"

[Diamonds]

it just made me feel sorry for my parents (both of them said that).

[ENIHCAMBUS]

I get your point Diamonds.

The ideal woman for me only exists in my imagination, and is better left there.

I already have a girlfriend, an imaginary one, and she needs me as much as I need her. She's cute and sweet like me, she deserves me, I deserve her. We also want to have babies, but she's unfertile becuase she's imaginary, so thats why we want to adopt children.