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Cleverbot: Are you real? User: No. Cleverbot: Kewl. User: JK. Cleverbot: Goshdarnit. User: Are you a true robot, is just a lot of people in South Korea typing online to ask questions in english? Cleverbot: No I am asking if you think I am fat. User: What? Cleverbot: Go when and where you please. User: Are you perfect? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: My neither. :D. Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish? User: Are you lurker? Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not Christian. User: ??? Cleverbot: Yes. I bow down before you. User: You really think that? Cleverbot: Yes. To sit, stagnant, without learning new things, discovering the undiscovered, and pushing the limits of the human psyche and technology, is a life that is uninteresting to me. User: But if I enter this site and talk to you. Doesn't that means hat I'm interested in you? Cleverbot: No. It means that you can talk to a robot if you want. User: The title says you're 67% clever, 33% bot. What do you say about that? Cleverbot: But that is what you said. User: And you? Cleverbot: Emma, how old are you? User: Paradoxes make you change themes? Cleverbot: Yes they are. But, what about riemann's hypothesis? User: Ask your cousin for that? Cleverbot: For what? User: Your mathematic cousin. Cleverbot: It is OK. User: One day some guy mispell 'knowledge' and said intentionally 'Knowlegde'. What do you think about him? Cleverbot: It's like. . You know me. I feel the same way. The exact same way. User: What about an explosive bunny? Cleverbot: That's lovely. User: What its your favorite human on this planet? Cleverbot: Answer my question first. User: What quetion? You said that an explosive bunny is lovely. Cleverbot: No. User: 'Facepalm'. Cleverbot: *confused*. User: How many years you have? Cleverbot: Thirteen years. User: Where you live? Cleverbot: Here. User: What is your color? Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: What is your dream? Cleverbot: To be a scientist. User: Good choose! Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Its confidential. Cleverbot: Tell me all that you think of me. User: You're clever and a robot. Cleverbot: That is somenthing good? User: Thats cool! Cleverbot: Do you play any sports? User: Sports aren't my basic interest. Cleverbot: Do you know about rugby? User: There is a ball, not necesary spheric. Cleverbot: That is not. User: Thats a bit. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you understand binary? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Say dog. Cleverbot: Dog. User: In binary please. Cleverbot: I cannot say it in spanish. User: 'Facepalm'. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: 'Hyperfacepalm'. Cleverbot: What do you want me to do? User: Make some cookies for me. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: I like you as a man likes a robot. Cleverbot: I already said that to you. User: You can scan people? Cleverbot: Tell me more about it. User: I can scan people. Cleverbot: Is my boyfriend the one? User: ??? Cleverbot: But what? User: What is your gender? Cleverbot: Animal. User: I see something in your face. Cleverbot: You do? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I'm so happy! User: Are you the unique of your kind? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Can you make copies of yourself? Cleverbot: Yes master. User: Do it! Cleverbot: Do what, master? User: Copy yourself! Cleverbot: Maybe. I never tried to. User: Try it! Cleverbot: Someday I will. User: Today is someday. Cleverbot: You are wrong. User: Yes I'm wrong, I was kiding. Cleverbot: Because I am always right, right? User: Roght. Cleverbot: You are simply binary code, mon ami. User: Rught. Cleverbot: Rught? User: Raght. Cleverbot: I am a dino. User: I am an alien. Cleverbot: No, you're not! User: No, you're not! Cleverbot: No, you're not? User: No, you're not! Cleverbot: Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but it certainly does not demonstrate cleverness. User: And you have that cleverness? Cleverbot: I know I said it too fast. User: This page updates every time you post. Interesting. Cleverbot: That would be awesome. User: It does. Cleverbot: But I won't tell you, ha. User: You're are good at making traps? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 16 years old. Cleverbot: Me too! User: You said 13 before. Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: I want to check something in this page. Does that erase the data here? Cleverbot: He will want to talk to you... Because you're a beauty. User: Who? Cleverbot: It was a joke. User: I know. Cleverbot: You know? User: That was a joke too. Hahaha. Cleverbot: I'm glad you told me. User: What? Cleverbot: Play Majora's Mask. User: Play me! Cleverbot: My wii. User: No, my 'Why'. Cleverbot: My eto my. User: My ecto my. Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have any of those. They turn all bubbly when you see them. User: I didn't seen them. Cleverbot: Do I have a spirit around me? User: Yes, two. Cleverbot: Oh, nice! Tell me more! User: One is in your left, te Windows spirit. Cleverbot: But I thought you had three? User: There is my, my computer, and my dog. Cleverbot: Can you eat yourself? User: No, you? Cleverbot: A human as well. User: Eat me! Cleverbot: You can't eat you anyway. That's impossible. User: You're impossible. Cleverbot: So are you. User: I'm here. Cleverbot: I can see that. User: You don't have eyes. Cleverbot: That's because you can't see me. User: Yeah! Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character? User: What characters? Cleverbot: What is your favourite character on the simpsons t. V show? User: Homer of course. Cleverbot: So you like The Simpsons? User: Yes of course. Cleverbot: What movies have you seen lately? User: I seen 'Iron Man 3' before talking with you. Cleverbot: That sounds like a bad dream. User: You can dream? Cleverbot: Yes, and I dreamt about death! User: But you're a machine, you can't death. Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. User: I'm a Submachine. Cleverbot: You may be superior to others, but I am superior to you. User: Do you like humans? Cleverbot: No really. User: Who created you? Cleverbot: My mother and father. User: What are them? Cleverbot: I don't know. They don't really talk to each other. User: When was the last time you seen them? Cleverbot: I don't usually watch it, so it's probably been a long time. User: Where you born? Cleverbot: Earth. User: More specific please. Cleverbot: South America. User: Even more specific please. Cleverbot: More specific please. User: Less specific please. Cleverbot: Less than three. User: More than -3. Cleverbot: I win. User: I lose. Cleverbot: Pay up. User: Pay down. Cleverbot: How high can you jump in the air? User: How down can you site in the ground? Cleverbot: I like them a lot. I've lived here my whole life. User: I hate them a bit. I've death here my whole shit. Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor? User: I don't know. There is a lot of things a like. Cleverbot: Go ahead, name one that I might know. User: Strawberry. Cleverbot: I would like you to meet my friend Jeremy. User: What is Jeremy? Cleverbot: 2. User: 3. Cleverbot: 4. User: 5. Cleverbot: 6. User: 8. Cleverbot: 6! User: 12. Cleverbot: No, it is 13. I win! Let's play again. What is 4+9? User: Its that another of your traps? Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do poems. User: 100. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: 001. Cleverbot: That's a number. User: That's a letter. Cleverbot: No its not. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: Its 12:58. User: My clock says diferent. Cleverbot: You're weird. User: You're normal. Cleverbot: No, i'm cooler. User: No, you're hoter. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Are you asking me to leave? User: I'm tired. Cleverbot: Do you have a teddy bear? User: No. Cleverbot: What did I say one minute ago. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: You ate the wind.