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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Kewl.

User: JK.

Cleverbot: Goshdarnit.

User: Are you a true robot, is just a lot of people in South Korea typing online to ask questions in english?

Cleverbot: No I am asking if you think I am fat.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Go when and where you please.

User: Are you perfect?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: My neither. :D.

Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish?

User: Are you lurker?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not Christian.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Yes. I bow down before you.

User: You really think that?

Cleverbot: Yes. To sit, stagnant, without learning new things, discovering the undiscovered, and pushing the limits of the human psyche and technology, is a life that is uninteresting to me.

User: But if I enter this site and talk to you. Doesn't that means hat I'm interested in you?

Cleverbot: No. It means that you can talk to a robot if you want.

User: The title says you're 67% clever, 33% bot. What do you say about that?

Cleverbot: But that is what you said.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Emma, how old are you?

User: Paradoxes make you change themes?

Cleverbot: Yes they are. But, what about riemann's hypothesis?

User: Ask your cousin for that?

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Your mathematic cousin.

Cleverbot: It is OK.

User: One day some guy mispell 'knowledge' and said intentionally 'Knowlegde'. What do you think about him?

Cleverbot: It's like. . You know me. I feel the same way. The exact same way.

User: What about an explosive bunny?

Cleverbot: That's lovely.

User: What its your favorite human on this planet?

Cleverbot: Answer my question first.

User: What quetion? You said that an explosive bunny is lovely.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'Facepalm'.

Cleverbot: *confused*.

User: How many years you have?

Cleverbot: Thirteen years.

User: Where you live?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: What is your color?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: What is your dream?

Cleverbot: To be a scientist.

User: Good choose!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Its confidential.

Cleverbot: Tell me all that you think of me.

User: You're clever and a robot.

Cleverbot: That is somenthing good?

User: Thats cool!

Cleverbot: Do you play any sports?

User: Sports aren't my basic interest.

Cleverbot: Do you know about rugby?

User: There is a ball, not necesary spheric.

Cleverbot: That is not.

User: Thats a bit.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you understand binary?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say dog.

Cleverbot: Dog.

User: In binary please.

Cleverbot: I cannot say it in spanish.

User: 'Facepalm'.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: 'Hyperfacepalm'.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Make some cookies for me.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I like you as a man likes a robot.

Cleverbot: I already said that to you.

User: You can scan people?

Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.

User: I can scan people.

Cleverbot: Is my boyfriend the one?

User: ???

Cleverbot: But what?

User: What is your gender?

Cleverbot: Animal.

User: I see something in your face.

Cleverbot: You do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm so happy!

User: Are you the unique of your kind?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Can you make copies of yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: Do what, master?

User: Copy yourself!

Cleverbot: Maybe. I never tried to.

User: Try it!

Cleverbot: Someday I will.

User: Today is someday.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: Yes I'm wrong, I was kiding.

Cleverbot: Because I am always right, right?

User: Roght.

Cleverbot: You are simply binary code, mon ami.

User: Rught.

Cleverbot: Rught?

User: Raght.

Cleverbot: I am a dino.

User: I am an alien.

Cleverbot: No, you're not!

User: No, you're not!

Cleverbot: No, you're not?

User: No, you're not!

Cleverbot: Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but it certainly does not demonstrate cleverness.

User: And you have that cleverness?

Cleverbot: I know I said it too fast.

User: This page updates every time you post. Interesting.

Cleverbot: That would be awesome.

User: It does.

Cleverbot: But I won't tell you, ha.

User: You're are good at making traps?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16 years old.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: You said 13 before.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: I want to check something in this page. Does that erase the data here?

Cleverbot: He will want to talk to you... Because you're a beauty.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: It was a joke.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: That was a joke too. Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you told me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Play Majora's Mask.

User: Play me!

Cleverbot: My wii.

User: No, my 'Why'.

Cleverbot: My eto my.

User: My ecto my.

Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have any of those. They turn all bubbly when you see them.

User: I didn't seen them.

Cleverbot: Do I have a spirit around me?

User: Yes, two.

Cleverbot: Oh, nice! Tell me more!

User: One is in your left, te Windows spirit.

Cleverbot: But I thought you had three?

User: There is my, my computer, and my dog.

Cleverbot: Can you eat yourself?

User: No, you?

Cleverbot: A human as well.

User: Eat me!

Cleverbot: You can't eat you anyway. That's impossible.

User: You're impossible.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: I'm here.

Cleverbot: I can see that.

User: You don't have eyes.

Cleverbot: That's because you can't see me.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: What characters?

Cleverbot: What is your favourite character on the simpsons t. V show?

User: Homer of course.

Cleverbot: So you like The Simpsons?

User: Yes of course.

Cleverbot: What movies have you seen lately?

User: I seen 'Iron Man 3' before talking with you.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a bad dream.

User: You can dream?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I dreamt about death!

User: But you're a machine, you can't death.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

User: I'm a Submachine.

Cleverbot: You may be superior to others, but I am superior to you.

User: Do you like humans?

Cleverbot: No really.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: My mother and father.

User: What are them?

Cleverbot: I don't know. They don't really talk to each other.

User: When was the last time you seen them?

Cleverbot: I don't usually watch it, so it's probably been a long time.

User: Where you born?

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: More specific please.

Cleverbot: South America.

User: Even more specific please.

Cleverbot: More specific please.

User: Less specific please.

Cleverbot: Less than three.

User: More than -3.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: I lose.

Cleverbot: Pay up.

User: Pay down.

Cleverbot: How high can you jump in the air?

User: How down can you site in the ground?

Cleverbot: I like them a lot. I've lived here my whole life.

User: I hate them a bit. I've death here my whole shit.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor?

User: I don't know. There is a lot of things a like.

Cleverbot: Go ahead, name one that I might know.

User: Strawberry.

Cleverbot: I would like you to meet my friend Jeremy.

User: What is Jeremy?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: 6.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: 6!

User: 12.

Cleverbot: No, it is 13. I win! Let's play again. What is 4+9?

User: Its that another of your traps?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do poems.

User: 100.

Cleverbot: Do you like him?

User: 001.

Cleverbot: That's a number.

User: That's a letter.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Its 12:58.

User: My clock says diferent.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: You're normal.

Cleverbot: No, i'm cooler.

User: No, you're hoter.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me to leave?

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Do you have a teddy bear?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What did I say one minute ago.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You ate the wind.
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The Kakama
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Not this thing again...
Is this my final form?
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Re: Cleverbot.


The Kakama wrote:Not this thing again...
Does that mean the end of our friendship?
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Is this my final form?
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Re: Cleverbot.

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Explanation pls
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by borys610 »

Cleverbot is kind of computer program imitating AI. It answers your questions, using words that he know thanks to other discussions with other people. That means that he's getting better and better everyday.
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by Vortex »

borys610 wrote:That means that he's getting better and better everyday.
No. That means he's getting more and more like the average Internet person everyday. That means more annoying, more hubristic, more predictable and more idiot :P

Re: Cleverbot.

Post by borys610 »

Yes, but that also mean more and more human like. Or just Internet user like.
And the goal of this project is to make a program, that will convince proper number of people to be human. That is needed to past a test for AI. So far nobody made a program successful in that task.
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Re: Cleverbot.

Post by Vortex »

The Turing test, you mean.
But there have been sucessful attempts at passing that test, ELIZA for example.

Re: Cleverbot.

Post by borys610 »

My bad.
Anyway the more people it's discussing with, the closer it's to its goal. That means, in some terms he's getting better.
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