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Jatsko
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BAD JOKES

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BAD JOKES

RULES

1. They do not have to be good
2. Most of the time they are puns
3. If you have ever eaten a major-brand Popsicle and read the wooden sticks then you know what I'm talking about.
4. Keep 'em flowing

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So apparently Japanese water is a joke.

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I think I already said it somewhere:

Why a man has his ass shrunk out?
He shove a up a lemon through his anus!
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For some reason I can't picture that one on a Popsicle Stick...
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How do you call a "bad taste" popsicle?
POOP-SICLE (I have to admit that I sounded like Bender with this joke)
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When Bender finds this thread...


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When Bender will find this thread?

In Nov-Bender
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What Batman Villain do you sound like when you talk into a pringles can?"

BANE!!!!!
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Search "Zerg Rush" in Google...
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Search "Do a barrel roll" in Google

Which Mateusz Skutnik creation starred in the movie "Platoon"?


wait for it








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Sub-ma- SHEEN







(Charlie Sheen)















lol
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