🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[gil2455526]

Just saying, I'm always here. Lurking. Because I'm terrible with replying to you whippersnappers' shenanigans!

[Sublevel 113]

lol

[bender]

Just saying, I'm always here. Lurking. Because I'm terrible with replying to you whippersnappers' shenanigans!

Hooray its McGilbo

[bender]

Vurn's Super Fun Adventure Part 1

*Calm day at Pastel Land*

Vortex: Ah, what a calm day..
Boingo: Amen..

*Vurn starts shouting in the distance*

Vurn: GUYS! GUYS!! YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS!
Bender: Not your random shit again Vurn..
V: No Bender! I found this, look! Its a map! It shows adventure!!
WIQ: Only adventure for me, is the meaningless struggle of everyday life. Goodbye Vurno! I hope I see you again when I reincarnate as a squirrel. Toodleoo!

*WIQ leaves with his Quiet-copter*
*Quiet-copter makes no sound while flying*

V: ....

V: So.. Anyone wanna join me in this super exciting, fun, random and possibly dangerous adventure?
Sublevel: Nah..
Vortex: I have to pass it.
Rulocore: I have muziq to make.
Bender: Sure!
Boingo: *boings away*
bluenoob: I am bluenoob! Also no.
Vurn: Oh, OK...

Vurn: Wait, Bender?
B: Sure I will join your pointless adventure!
V: Hooray!
B: Woo hoo! Time to get ourselves killed in a painful and slow way, because I am bored!
V: That's the spirit!

*Our heroes(?) set out for adventure*
*They stop at the entrance of Skutul Cave*

V: Hmm... The entrance is blocked...
V: Can you pass me the pickaxe Bendy?
B: Sure!

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V: Bender hurry up!

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V: Bender?

*Vurn looks behind and sees no-one*

V: Bender where ar---
V: Wait a second?
V: Who the hell is Bender?
V: I came here alone!
V: But, I think someone was with me all the time.
V: How is this possible? Did I take too much randomness this morning?
V: Or maybe, just maybe. It is becau--
Skutul: Oh my dogbuS! Will you stop talking to yourself? You've just awaken me from my 3000 year slumber!
V: Sorry sir! I just came here for adventure!
S: Adventure?! Damn adventurers! OK here is an adventure for you! Bring me 3 bunnies and I will give you some XPs.
V: What is an XP?
S: I don't know. Is it how adventures work?
V: I guess so.
S: Bring me the bunnies!
V: Yes sir!
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V: This adventure is getting better and better!


*Meanwhile*

xetroV: Hey buS! Have you seen redneB?
levelbuS: Uhhh.. Who is redneB?
x: redneB? Who is this redneB guy?
l: I don't know. That's why I am asking you.
x: You asked me first..
l: No I didn't?
x: Weird.. Why would I say that?
l: I don't know..
x: I am not going crazy? Am I?
l: Better get yourself checked dummy!
x: Dummy? levelbuS, you have been watching TV static for 3 days!
l: Uhhhh...

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l: I enjoy it, OK! Don't judge me!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Well, this was unexpected...

[bender]

Prepare to be bent

[bender]

Vurn's Super Fun Adventure Part 6

Vurn: We did it Bender! We defeated Skutul!
Bender: Yeah! Look at all the sweet loot we got.

*Back at Pastel village*

ShadowNil: Hey guys! They are back!
Everyone: Wooo!! Vurn and Bender! Vurn and Bender! Vurn! Vurn! Vurn! Vurn!
Abacus: So what did you find Vurn?
Vurn: Skutul's lair. Look what I've found back there!
Enihcambus: Oh my Subgod! Limited edition issue of "Naked Bunnies"! Gimme gimme gimme!
Vurn: Haha! Calm down champ!
Vurn: I must say.. It was really hard defeating Skutul on my own. Wish one of you guys joined me on my journey.
Abacus: As you can see, we did not need to.. You can work wonders on your own Vurn!
Vurn: Awww you're so sweet! Here is a 1950's picture of two children on swings with masks made of pig skin.
Abacus: Wow thanks Vurn! Lets give it for Vurn people!
Everyone: Vurn! Vurn! Vurn! Vurn!


*In the future*

xetroV: We did it redneB! We finally did it.
x: ...
x: Wait a second.. Who is redneB?
x: What am I even doing here?
x: I should really get a doctor...

[ENIHCAMBUS]

When I started GOTPU (Formerly GOTS), I was meant to be an obscure character, but you and Sublevel started to use me a F***ing lot and kind of ruined that image for my character self, now I'm the 5th most used character. XD (I obviously used myself a lot as well, but that was after you did, because otherwise I wouldn't)

[bender]

Well, you are like one of the main characters of this forum

I have to admit. I don't like using myself as the main character in my stories, but the antihero characteristics of Bender fit the context perfectly.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Yeah! XD