Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 04 Apr 2014 02:13
Come On Sublevel, everytime a new member joins you have to explode somehow, thats the way how you gain respect here.Sublevel 102 wrote:I exploded too much...
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Bender's S(hi)tories
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Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 06 Apr 2014 00:04
That's probably *THE* PF meme, Evil Twins aside.
Sublevel Explodes. It's like breathing air - Those who have not used this meme have not lived.
Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post
Sublevel Explodes. It's like breathing air - Those who have not used this meme have not lived.
Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 04 May 2014 20:06
ThunderDasher wrote: Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post
Hey Sublevel what is 0/0?
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 05 May 2014 06:12
Sublevel Explodes, Abacus Crashes, if both where one, then what would happen?bender wrote:ThunderDasher wrote: Also, requesting that Sublevel explodes when reading this post
Hey Sublevel what is 0/0?
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 05 May 2014 08:35
A black hole?
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 05 May 2014 08:50
submachine's void?
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 05 May 2014 16:53
Maybe...The Kakama wrote:A black hole?
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 05 May 2014 17:21
Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 4: A New Dope (Prologue)
*Calm day in Pastel Land*
Vortex: Wow what a calm day...
*Vortex sees a plastic bag on the floor and picks it up*
Vortex(Thinking): Hmm.. Lets open it.
*unzip*
Vortex(Thinking): What are these blue things. They kinda look like plants. Hmm.. Should I eat them? No they are probably poisonous and stuff. It might be even Bender who left these here he must bent their DNAs and stuff. Wow what a imagination I have. I love myself. OK I am droping the bag now..
*Crunch crunch crunch*
Vortex(Thinking): What the hell brain!
*Meanwhile*
Mateusz: Why people are ignoring me. Stupid Bender...
redneB: Cheer up man. You how people act in PastelStories.
Mateusz: What did you say!!
redneB: Shit...
*Calm day in Pastel Land*
Vortex: Wow what a calm day...
*Vortex sees a plastic bag on the floor and picks it up*
Vortex(Thinking): Hmm.. Lets open it.
*unzip*
Vortex(Thinking): What are these blue things. They kinda look like plants. Hmm.. Should I eat them? No they are probably poisonous and stuff. It might be even Bender who left these here he must bent their DNAs and stuff. Wow what a imagination I have. I love myself. OK I am droping the bag now..
*Crunch crunch crunch*
Vortex(Thinking): What the hell brain!
*Meanwhile*
Mateusz: Why people are ignoring me. Stupid Bender...
redneB: Cheer up man. You how people act in PastelStories.
Mateusz: What did you say!!
redneB: Shit...
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 07 May 2014 22:41
Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 4: A New Dope
*Some time after Vortex ate the weird plants*
Sublevel: Hey, Vortex.
Vortex: Hey Subleve- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH
*Vortex explodes creating a blue explosion*
Sublevel: HOLY SHIT!! That was awesome.
*Meanwhile*
redneB: Look man I am sorry I said that! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Mateusz: Its too late for that goddammit. Look "dude" I have already gone crazy because of Bender. I use 5 Prozacs a day. The doctors say that I have serious brain damage. I have lost my sense of-
redneB: Okay I get it!
Mateusz: Cool. Nice. I am going to kill you now!
*suddenly something from the clouds starts to descend*
*Meanwhile at Sublevel's*
Sublevel: So what I am trying to say is that was the best thing I have ever seen.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: I could explode to explode like that.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you listening to me?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you an idiot?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Heh.
Gilbert: Yup.
.
.
Gilbert: Hey is that a leaf on your head.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: Come on I am serious.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: ....
Sublevel: OK OK!
Sublevel: That is indeed a leaf on my head. Can you help me get it out.
*Plounck*
Sublevel: OW! That really hurt.
Gilbert: Yeah and your head is bleedin', you should probably visit Ehnic's get your body scanned.
Sublevel: Yeah, damn right!
Gilbert: High five!
Sublevel: Down low!
Gilbert: Fist pump!
Sublevel: Machine gun!
*ratatatatata!!*
Sublevel: Well shit! I should not go over the limit with these things
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Sorry for killing you and stuff..
Gilbert: No probs..
*Whilemean*
*The mysterious figure descends from the clouds*
???: Mateusz! Do not do it!
Mateusz: Holy butt-raping kitten pubic hair!!! Its you! Its really you!
*To be continued*
*Some time after Vortex ate the weird plants*
Sublevel: Hey, Vortex.
Vortex: Hey Subleve- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH
*Vortex explodes creating a blue explosion*
Sublevel: HOLY SHIT!! That was awesome.
*Meanwhile*
redneB: Look man I am sorry I said that! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Mateusz: Its too late for that goddammit. Look "dude" I have already gone crazy because of Bender. I use 5 Prozacs a day. The doctors say that I have serious brain damage. I have lost my sense of-
redneB: Okay I get it!
Mateusz: Cool. Nice. I am going to kill you now!
*suddenly something from the clouds starts to descend*
*Meanwhile at Sublevel's*
Sublevel: So what I am trying to say is that was the best thing I have ever seen.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: I could explode to explode like that.
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you listening to me?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Are you an idiot?
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Heh.
Gilbert: Yup.
.
.
Gilbert: Hey is that a leaf on your head.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: Come on I am serious.
Sublevel: Yup.
Gilbert: ....
Sublevel: OK OK!
Sublevel: That is indeed a leaf on my head. Can you help me get it out.
*Plounck*
Sublevel: OW! That really hurt.
Gilbert: Yeah and your head is bleedin', you should probably visit Ehnic's get your body scanned.
Sublevel: Yeah, damn right!
Gilbert: High five!
Sublevel: Down low!
Gilbert: Fist pump!
Sublevel: Machine gun!
*ratatatatata!!*
Sublevel: Well shit! I should not go over the limit with these things
Gilbert: Yup.
Sublevel: Sorry for killing you and stuff..
Gilbert: No probs..
*Whilemean*
*The mysterious figure descends from the clouds*
???: Mateusz! Do not do it!
Mateusz: Holy butt-raping kitten pubic hair!!! Its you! Its really you!
*To be continued*
Re: Bender's S(hi)tories
Posted: 08 May 2014 04:59
Forgive me for {Posting} in your Thread Bender. This is simply a intermission.
bender: "Who are you? WorldisQuiet5256?
WiQ: "Who am EYE? Crap...*Sighs* I am "Merly" an IDEA.
And....Ideas are Bullet - Proof.
Farewell."
bender: "Flesh and Blood?" YES!!!! I HAVE KILLED HIM! I KILLED THE MONSTER! I KILLED V! But...Where did I kill him? It was...in a Sub_way...right? CRAP! I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE ADDRESS TO THAT TUNNEL! IT HAD A V ON IT!
bender: BUT....I HEARD BELLS! YES! THAT I DID. THEY WERE FROM BIG BEN! wait....SHIT ON A CRACKER AND THEN SOME! BIG BEN WAS BLOWN UP A YEAR AGO! ON NOVEMBER THE 5TH!
two hours later
bender: wait....I remember a song...YES THAT I DID! But.....crap. All...I can remember was the TUNE! THE NAMELESS TUNE! Wait!!!!
Big Ben Has not been "Bombed" yet. There is no reason it should be. I saw it, its right down the street.
Wait...what the HELL!?/GOF?SubGOD!
bender: "Who are you? WorldisQuiet5256?
WiQ: "Who am EYE? Crap...*Sighs* I am "Merly" an IDEA.
And....Ideas are Bullet - Proof.
Farewell."
bender: "Flesh and Blood?" YES!!!! I HAVE KILLED HIM! I KILLED THE MONSTER! I KILLED V! But...Where did I kill him? It was...in a Sub_way...right? CRAP! I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE ADDRESS TO THAT TUNNEL! IT HAD A V ON IT!
bender: BUT....I HEARD BELLS! YES! THAT I DID. THEY WERE FROM BIG BEN! wait....SHIT ON A CRACKER AND THEN SOME! BIG BEN WAS BLOWN UP A YEAR AGO! ON NOVEMBER THE 5TH!
two hours later
bender: wait....I remember a song...YES THAT I DID! But.....crap. All...I can remember was the TUNE! THE NAMELESS TUNE! Wait!!!!
Big Ben Has not been "Bombed" yet. There is no reason it should be. I saw it, its right down the street.Wait...what the HELL!?/GOF?SubGOD!