Lost chronicle (Chapter 1)
Layer 2. Lab dormitories
Bender: Hi, guys!
Enihc: Hey!
Boingo: Hi. Do you need something?
Bender: Yeah. Do you remember that locked hatch in war bunker in Layer 6?
Boingo: Yeah.
Enihc: Yes. And noone still can't open it and watch what is inside. Even my scanners can't scan through and show me the truth hidden behind that hatch!
Boingo: But why you are talking about that? Do you...
Bender: Yes, I managed to open it.
Enihc: What? When? HOW? W...
*Boingo turns into leaping ball and jumps away*
Enihc: Boingo! WAIT FOR ME!!!
*runs as well*
Bender (left alone):
...

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Vortex (passing at this time): Why do you smile like red nooB again?
Bender: ...Eh?... Nothing important. Just good sunny day outside.
Vortex: -_-
Bender:
Vortex: -_-
Bender:
Vortex: -_-
Bender: VORTEX EXPLODES!!!
Vortex: -_-
Bender: Ok, ok... I just wanted to see Agent K's smile on your face.
Vortex: -_-
ok...
*Vortex leaves*
Bender: Phew...
some time later, in Layer 6, in old bunker, in long vertical dark ladder passage above now-unlocked hatch
*Boingo and Enihcambus climb up*
Enihc: I still don't understand, how Bendy managed to open it... And why did he tell us that...
Boingo: C'mon! Don't be nagger! We almost reached the top...
*both enters absolutely dark room*
Enihc: Damn! I can't see anything!
Boingo: Don't worry, I still keep old Temple's lighter...
Enihc: WOW! You still keep it??? :O
Boingo: Of course!

I'm not techno-guy like you or Robobrain, who loves only hi-tech things!
Ok. Let's do it!
*Boingo lights the lights with lighter...
and it appears that room is full with barrels of EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!*
Boingo and Enihc (with bated breath): ................................................................................
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Enihc: Ok.... I think... We can breathe... That barrels... are protected from open fire.
Boingo: phew... Damn you Bender the Troll!!! And your f*cking
EXPLOSIVES!!!...
Someone behind: Yes guys! You are right!!!
*B&E slowly turns back*
Sublevel: Let's make some
EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then, at this time, the true plan of Bender became clear...