Re: Secure. Contain. Protect.
Posted: 22 Jan 2015 17:56
When I saw SCP-1724 name, I was already suspecting it to belong to the Fifth Church. My suspects where correct! 

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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-102-J
Object Class: Explosive
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-102-J is to be kept in a C4-lined containment chamber located in Location 923, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 12 sub-bots armed with bottles of LECHE ENCANTADA DE BENDER.
In the event that SCP-102-J ever begins saying its Phrase "When is x released?", Bender is to explode SCP-102-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Theta-7 (''A'LLUKIN'') is to be dispatched to SCP-102-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-102-J is a cute bunny. Like most members of its species, it is able to talk with mantises, and regularly eats twice its own weight in C4 each day.
SCP-102-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with sunglasses, which causes it to turn into an ooth. Whenever this happens, all otters within a 32 kilometer radius will begin to being evil uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Orrinj Ener. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-102-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-102-J was first located in Daymare Town where the Evil Twins were using it in order to explode Pastel Lands. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Theta-7 (''A'LLUKIN'') was able to recover the object with only 1600 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 102-1
Dr. Heinz: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Heinz, and I am about to test SCP-102's reaction to A-Bomb. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Saez Perez?
Dr. Saez Perez: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Heinz: Excellent! I am now introducing the A-Bomb to 102... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Saez Perez: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Heinz: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN eyes! IT'S GOT MEIN eyes! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 102-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█