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Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 16:28
by bender
A gugu tata

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 16:32
by Vortex
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :cry:

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 16:51
by bender
Das ist und Vortex!

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 16:57
by ENIHCAMBUS
bender wrote:Das ist und Vortex!
Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".
bender wrote:A gugu tata
Did you take that from my signature?

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 16:58
by bender
Yes XD

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 17:30
by Vurn
ENIHCAMBUS wrote:
bender wrote:Das ist und Vortex!
Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".
bender wrote:A gugu tata
Did you take that from my signature?
ENIHCAMBUS wrote:
bender wrote:Das ist und Vortex!
Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".
ENIHCAMBUS wrote: Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".
ENIHCAMBUS wrote: Beware Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".
ENIHCAMBUS wrote: Hark, foul apprentice! I command you to cease thy botherations and henceforth become quiet! My infinite wisdom tells me of dark, evil forces at play, to which we are mere pawns. The loathsome imagery these corrupt gods channel through my sagacious mind is unbearable, however, I shall swiftly conjure a spirit so as to aid me in the guidance of the malice-strewn paths that the abhorrent deities traverse. There must be some scribbles, runes, reliefs left by the Ancients to tell the story in this temple of chaos after all.

Forsooth.. Yes, here they are.
My proto-Daemon is not of the greatest quality, but I'll do my best in translation.
'They thought there was a chance.
They never accepted the inevitability. The fearsome reality was always denied. It was their mentality, their custom.
On the other hand, who were we to question their knowledge?
Our clairvoyant ones did tell us our civilization was but the first, beginning spark in the grand scheme of reality.
But the Voices, entities in question, were told to precede eternity.
Either way, it's all useless now. As infinite miles of sand buried the crystalline Palace of Hope to create the Profane Desert-

There was only one being they feared.
The unspeakable one. The unnamed. Abstraction monarch was one of the multitude of the names they pertained to Him.
But never was he summoned by his True Name.

Only the most wretched of grimoires dared to contain His name.

It was inscribed on the back of every altar, like the slave whispering to the emperor: 'Remember, thou art mortal'.

The legends tell that the name was..

'Vurn'.
ENIHCAMBUS wrote: getting "Vurned".
what

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 21:01
by bender
LOL

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 21:22
by Vurn
Writing stupid-ass semi-esoteric shit is certainly something I like doing

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 22:10
by zombieshooter
And I like pretending that I'm a genius at mythopoeia even though when I try to invent a mythology to post in this thread [REDACTED]

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Mythical stuff removed until further notice. Reason: lack of worthiness.
Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, I'm [REDACTED]

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 22:13
by Cone
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
Yo momma's so fat she could swallow thee
You had better run or soon you will be
Eaten by yo momma