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Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 04:16
by Boingo
Indeed.

Wiener family is about to move house.
Professor Wiener works at local university on maths.
Wife reminds him before he goes to work in the morning that they are moving house today.
Wife jokingly gives him a slip of paper with their new address.
Mr. Wiener laughs, but takes it anyway.
Goes to work, and halfway through the day encounters a problem when he can't find any paper for a calculation he wishes to show to a colleague.
Finds piece of paper in his pocket, doodles on it, throws it away.
Goes back home.
Gets out of car, walks around, nobody home.
Little girl totters up.
He asks, "little girl, are you alright?"
Replies: "There there daddy, it's all right. mummy sent me to pick you up."
Me find funny :D

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 14:08
by Vortex
Messages inbox full... again XD

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 20:41
by Boingo
Gee, I wonder why? *wink*

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 22 Jun 2013 12:45
by Sublevel 114
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Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 22 Jun 2013 13:17
by Vortex
193? For when you are 18+92=110 years old? XD

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 22 Jun 2013 22:49
by Boingo
He's in aperture. Go figure.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 23 Jun 2013 05:34
by WorldisQuiet5256
Sublevel 102.

Sublevel 193.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 23 Jun 2013 20:24
by Sublevel 114
Less than 10 posts on forum during today day??! :O

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 23 Jun 2013 20:46
by Boingo
The blizzard felt like eating something so it went to the White House and digested the president of china at the breakfast table.
True story.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 24 Jun 2013 05:10
by ENIHCAMBUS
I went to beach...

...In winter!!!

There is less people than summer. :lol:

Every time I see lots of people in a same place I find strange how there is a lot of people and not to much resources to satisfy them all.
There are more than 6.600.000.000 humans in the planet. 10% of them are chineses living in China, and 3% of them are jews that not live in Israel.

True Story.