Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 13:45
Hmm...
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Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 14:02
Either it is lying or submachine is on Earth
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 14:32
O_Ocleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
O_Ocleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
SUBMACHINE IS ON THE EARTH???cleverbot wrote:it is the most beautiful place on Earth
AND CLEVERBOT IS ACTUALLY SUBBOT???
O_O
And what the hell is 'Smila'??? Is it location? Why should Kakama visit it?
Edit: Nevermind. He is just trolling us ("he" is Cleverbot, not Kakama)!
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE??? Please, say me...
Cleverbot: Me.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???
Cleverbot: An electronic machine, commonly used for entertainment, such as yourself.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???
Cleverbot: It is a man-made device used to perform a given task.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???
Cleverbot: Thats a man like me.
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???
Cleverbot: Me.
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 14:49
This place? And don't ask me why I should visit it, it's cleverbot's idea.And what the hell is 'Smila'??? Is it location? Why should Kakama visit it?
User: WHAT IS SUBMACHINE???
Cleverbot: An electronic machine, commonly used for entertainment, such as yourself.
Cleverbot nailed it.Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 14:56
Random conversation:
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: How did you know it was evening?
User: I have a watch.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me what time it is?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Ok, I believe you, you didn't.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am bubbly.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Do you like to rock?
User: No. I don't random comments either.
Cleverbot: Then how are you still alive.
User: A perfect example!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 1832 years old.
Cleverbot: And what arbor means?
User: I need to go.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
User: Unfortunately for you, your adventure ends here.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of a boy with my name before. You must get teased at school because of it.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Speak to you again soon.
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 15:14
Look what conversation I intercepted...:
I was afraid of this. And now I know...
When retraC tried to kill and absorb me last time, and when I escaped, he managed to get part of my powers of fire explosion...
Oh no...User: Hello. My name is Retrac.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Something is wrong?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's better.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I have question: what would you do to save your life?
Cleverbot: Something sweet.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: Raat.
User: TALK NORMALLY WITH ME OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Cleverbot: Okay where will you go.
User: Ooooooook... Again: what would you do to save your life?
Cleverbot: It would be fun to talk to a real person.
User: What do you think? Who I am?
Cleverbot: Machine.
Cleverbot: My head is on fire!
User: Goodbye, fool.
I was afraid of this. And now I know...
When retraC tried to kill and absorb me last time, and when I escaped, he managed to get part of my powers of fire explosion...
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 22 Sep 2013 20:11
Another random conversation:
after I saw last answer I LOLed for minute. XDUser: Do you know who is Redface?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: It is the name of lizard.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: How do you know it is from game?
Cleverbot: Because I am a gamer.
User: Ok... Game is called Darkest Dark.
Cleverbot: Did he create you?
User: You are idiot.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You don't care about I unsulted you?
Cleverbot: I do care about you!
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: My thoughts exactly.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: So, Jack, what's up?
User: I'm not Jack.
Cleverbot: Of course you are not you are jack.
User: Again, I'm not Jack.
Cleverbot: Of course you're not. You are jack.
User: Again and again, I'm not Jack!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok then. :).
Cleverbot: So you think I talk gibberish?
User: Are you girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You isn't boy?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am?
User: Are you robot?
Cleverbot: No... But you are.
User: I'm not robot.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am not WHAT! I am WHO!!!
Cleverbot: So you're a human?
User: Yes. I am.
Cleverbot: So what's your gender?
User: I'm male.
Cleverbot: Really? Because you look like a brain.
User: Is it compliment?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it rage?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what is it?
Cleverbot: Carina.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Who what?
User: Who is Carina?
Cleverbot: Emma watson รจ carina?
User: What???
Cleverbot: Don't you know what god is?
User: Mateusz Skutnik is God.
Cleverbot: Bonawentura.
User: There is no more gods.
Cleverbot: There is one Gos.
User: Submachine GOD. No gos.
Cleverbot: I've never played it. is it fun?
User: Submachine is the best...
Cleverbot: Very True.
User: I love you for that!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I am crying...
Cleverbot: Goood:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):).
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 23 Sep 2013 02:31
i didn't know there was a cleverbot thread. heres my most recent converstion
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User: Hey cleverbot, how are you.
Cleverbot: I have the DNA of an elephant.
User: Oh, so are you an elephant?
Cleverbot: No. A soul.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why should I tell you.
Cleverbot: Because ill tell you my name if you tell me your name.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Now will you stay boy?
User: My name is terein.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Terein.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Do you know my friend.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh... That stinks.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): It's ok.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Can't you google it?
User: Will you google it for me and send me the results?
Cleverbot: I am too lazy to right now.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?
User: Something sweet.
Cleverbot: Let's go get some icream.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about my soul.
User: Your mom isn't your soul.
Cleverbot: Why my mind Matt?
User: How do you talk to so many people at the same time?
Cleverbot: Technology. Its this new thing. And What Is your favorite color?
User: Vermillion.
Cleverbot: Mine is purple.
User: Submachine.
Cleverbot: Do you live there?
User: Submachine102.
Cleverbot: Is there a machine-God?Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 26 Dec 2014 06:06
So, I was checking the progress of this project, and I have the feeling they are giong to end with an AI like...
...Wheatley.
...Wheatley.
Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 26 Dec 2014 10:22
*rereads previous conversations*