Pastelland Forum

a

Vortex: I have a new thoery about Submachines!
Azareus: What is?
Borys: Tell us please!
Kakama: Yeah!
Vortex: a
Borys: Good point Vortex!
Azareus: Yeah, it made me think about my life!
Vortex: Wow, thanks you guys for your consideration
Kakama: What!? he just said "a"!
Borys: It seems you didn't understood Vortex's point
Kakama: But...

2 days later, everyone in Pastel Lands is talking about Vortex's new theory, and Kakama is the only one that still doesn't understands it

Kakama: I'm sad, I can get Vortex theory, I just can't grasp it
Sublevel: a
Kakama: Yeah, "a", is the only thing you all dudes say
Bender: df
Abacus: Good point Bender, but I don't find it much pleasing as Vortex's one
Roosterman: tyt
Boingo: Oh har har, thats funny
Kakama: What are you guys saying?
Sublevel: lrty
Kakama: What?
Abacus: tpdhf
Kakama: WTF is going on?

Next day

Kakama: Its a nice day not?
Ancient Crystal: dsi94rfds94w
Babylon: po0owe0fs332vvefsdfe44
Kakama: Oh no, this is getting worst!
Mateusz Skutnik: Kakama!
Kakama: Mateusz?
Mateusz Skutnik: I need your help, it seems Bluenoob is hacking everyone's minds here.
Kakama: But, why I'm not affected by this?
Mateusz Skutnik: I think you should know, since you have a super duper mega efficent biomechanical protodermis, none of your single atoms produce poopions. Noobs can only make their powers when they're poopions in middle, you don't have such ones so Bluenoob can't use anything to take over your systems!
Kakama: Does that make me inmune to Bluenoob?
Mateusz Skutnik: You're inmune to any noob.
Kakama: WOW! So I have immunity to noobs? thats a good power to have!
Mateusz Skutnik: Bluenoob lives in Layer 5, to defeat him you have to find his counterpart, the great magician "Ben Eulb".
Kakama: Great, you can come with me?
Mateusz Skutnik: No, sorry, I'm in other Universe, creating a plataformer. Here's a Navigator so you can go to Layer 5. Yours M *Mateusz vanished*
Kakama: Thanks!

*Kakama uses navigator to get to Layer 5*

To be continued in "b"

a

lol, funny. :D

tpdhf

Very good

Can't wait for b.

b

Kakama reaches Layer 5

Kakama: Now, where's Ben Eulb's house?
*Kakama is sudden catched by an unknown force*
Kakama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*The force forces Kakama to make a forced entrance to a force window protect by a magic forcefield*
Kakama: Ouch!
*Kakama finds himself in a magical house*
Ben Eulb: Did you said my name?
Kamama: Yep, Mateusz told me...
Ben Eulb: Mateusz? Yeah, I expected that, he maybe told you that Bluenoob is hacking everyone's minds, but thats not all true.
Kakama: ???
Ben Eulb: Look at the magic sphere.
Kakama: Its Bluenoob!
Ben Eulb: Yeah, but do you notice something?
Kakama: Its attached to a machine!
Ben Eulb: Yeah, even if Bluenoob is more advanced than the Rednoob, he's ideas are still noobish, so Bluenoob isn't capable actually to make an elaborated plan like this.
*Suddenly, Ben Eulb takes a bunny from his hat*
Kakama: Hi Frank!
Frank: Hi!
Kakama: Do you know when Sub10 is out?
*Frank Explodes*
Ben Eulb: What I'm was saying is that someone else is behind this plan
Kakama: Who?
???: You Know Don't Anything
Kakama: What the...?
Ben Eulb: Lurker!
Lurker: So you recognize me! ^^
Ben Eulb: Yeah, I do
Kakama: What, does this have something to do with retraC?
Lurker: retraC, my master? No, I'm just here for Ben Eulb, we're friends
Kakama: I tought you where bad guy!
Lurker: I do, but not now
Ben Eulb: So what you going to say?
Lurker: Nothing, I was just rewieving Kakama's toughts about he doesn't knows who is behind this
Kakama: Who? If its not retraC, then who is?
Green: Pinapple!
Kakama: Pineapple?
Green: Pineapple!
Lurker: Don't listen him, all what he says is pineapple...
Kakama: How you guys are not affected by Bluenoob
Ben Eulb: I casted a magic to repel any poopion in us
Kakama: Interesting, so who's behind this?
Lurker: The Evil Otter
Kakama: OH NO! Not him, he's super evil
Ben Eulb: I know, and he is very good at planing evil stuff, so what you have to do is to go to
*Suddenly the whole area explodes*
Ben Eulb: NO!
*The group gets ambushed by giant robots*
Kakama: Whats going on?
*Kakama gets captured by a giant magnet*
Kakama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*The magnet throws Kakama into a Karma Portal to Layer 4*
Kakama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Layer 4

Benn Nërg: Welcome!
Kakama: Who're you?
Benn Nërg: I'm Benn Nërg, famous engineer of the Layer 4, you now at my factory.
Kakama: Whats going on?
Benn Nërg: Did you believe that thing of the evil otter? The Evil Otter is a MYTH!
Kakama: A myth? What? How? When? Who's behind all this plan then?
Benn Nërg: Everything they told to you was fake, thats everthing you have to know.
Kakama: What? I don't understand.
Benn Nërg: Fine then, Subbot Smasher!
Subbot Smasher: Yes Sir! *Subbot Smasher hits Kakama head with a hammer*
Benn Nërg: Take him to the Large Sewers!

2 hours latter, Kakama awakes in the Large Sewers

Kakama: What? Where I am?
Benn Nërg: You're now at the Large Sewers, I'm going to show you something!
Kakama: What?
Benn Nërg: Look at the water!
Kakama: Its WHITE!
Benn Nërg: Yeah! I'm going to tell you that the Bluenoob on his machine is fake thing, the truth is that someone replaced all the suministers of water with... Leche Encantada de Bender!
Kakama: Wait? So Bender is behind all this?
Benn Nërg: Hehe, no.
Kakama: So who is behind all this then?
*Suddenly, Kakama is teleported to Layer 7*¨
Kakama: What Happened?
Bentel OIV: I'm Bentel OIV, a super secret agent, I used to be named only Bentel, but since I got OIV+ and then became a floating onion, well I think you get it right?
Kakama: What do you want with me?
Bentel OIV: I will the you all the truth, we all, Bender, Benegnaro, Ben Volley, Benn Nërg, Ben Eulb, Benogidni, my and "Bent Gil" where all gambling with cards. Then when "Bent Gil" losed against us he went crazy and then performed such things that made everyone crazy, he did took Bluenoob and use his powers to make everyone dizzy, he then told Ben Eulb that such plan was made by the mythical evil otter, but then he told Benn Nërg that syroB replaced all the Subnet suministers with Leche Encantada de Bender.
Kakama: Wow, even Mateusz doesn't knows about this mess.
Bentel OIV: Mateusz doesn't knows, then that doesn't makes any sence, Mateusz told me the story!
Kakama: What?
*Kakama goes back to Layer 1*
Kakama: WTF is going on?
Sublevel: Don't worry Kakama!
Kakama: What? You are talking normal, how?
Sublevel: Yeah, my plan is working!
Kakama: So it was all a joke against me!
Sublevel: Not actually, I told Vortex to make a theory with just the word "a" and then tell everyone to act like I told them, to make Vortex believ that it was making a joke to you. That joke against you was a distraction for Vortex.
Kakama: What have Vortex to do with this?
Sublevel: In the mean, I was in a secret encounter with Rulocore and Subgod, all this is a conspirancy against him!
Kakama: And why I had to suffer like that?
Sublevel: Conspirancy, is also againts you!
Kakama: Whats that conspirancy?
Sublevel: You and Vortex will never know! MWAHAHAHA!!!
*Sublevel leaves the area*
Kakama: Now what?
*ENIHCAMBUS comes*
ENIHCAMBUS: I'll show you!

And as ENIHCAMBUS takes Kakama to where Vortex is, something is happening in the other side of the room!

Rulocore: So you got the "c"
Sublevel: Yeah, and I'm ready to spread it all over CAT location! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To be concluded in "c"

Isn't funny that turned out that Sublevel was the antagonist of this story.

Well, Sublevel was evil anyway.

CONSPIRACY!!!

hah, nice story