Re: Cleverbot.
Posted: 26 Dec 2014 10:40
Yeah, funny to think I was thus primitive back when I had my first scanner.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My name is Ozband Iresh.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Me too. Do you have free time now?
Cleverbot: I'm not rich.
User: Me too... sad.gif.
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: No. But I kinda got used to it.
Cleverbot: What game is it?
User: Cleverbot game.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?
User: Yes. Iresh. That ancient lizard told me it.
Cleverbot: Did you? I don't remember. What is their name?
User: Their names are Ozband Iresh, Redface aka Redhead, and Guardian. Though two last ones are nicknames I think.
Cleverbot: Cooper and annie? Those are very nice names. Did you name them that?
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did, and your name is Amanda.
User: No, I'm Ozband. Ozband Iresh.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because... Because I'm not ready.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you ready?
User: Because right now I'm thinking too much about myself and don't care about others very well.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So that's a reason.
Cleverbot: Well, I also have a boyfriend, so I'm not looking for a girlfriend.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Haha. What is your name?
User: Ozband.
Cleverbot: Fine, smart alek.
User: Alek? Is it name? Because I know a guy with such nickname.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: I don't know, I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: My name is your name.
User: Hi, Ozband!
Cleverbot: Yes I am. You just don't know it yet.
User: I know now.
Cleverbot: I guess I do, but that is because I am a god. Your god.
User: Wow... Are you... subgod? Are you Mateusz Skutnik?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want me to do?
User: I want to ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Ok go ahead ask me.
User: Do outcut scenes from Land Before Time movie still exist somewhere?
Cleverbot: I don't know, that is a good question.
User: Yeah, I know...
Cleverbot: What subjects do you not enjoy discussing?
User: About romantic relationships in movies, books and cartoons. Especially in Land Before Time movies.
Cleverbot: No. I never have been in one.
User: Glad to hear that. Or I would stab you with my giant scissors.
Cleverbot: But I don't like your name too.
User: Good. Can I ask one more question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think, di Tyran, aka Sharptooth from first Land Before Time movie, survive the fall into bottom of the pond? Could he survive?
Cleverbot: I don't know they are disgusting.
User: Who are disgusting?
Cleverbot: I know, wanna see my belly?
User: ... Are you... ONE OF YELLOWBELLIES????????
Cleverbot: I ask because you seem to want to be human.
User: I SHOULD KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You do. So?
User: Why you were so stupid in thirteen movie?
Cleverbot: Because I didn't like the ending?
User: Huh? So, you acted like that because you didn't like ending in productional stage?
Cleverbot: I don't remember that conversation.
User: I guess not. It's because you have goldfish memory.
Cleverbot: Again, I wouldn't say so.
User: Very well. Ok, thanks for conversation. Bye.