Vortex: Happy Birthday Vurn!
Sunday: Happy Birthday Vurny :3
Vurn: Wow much thanks guy, I guess...
Vortex: How that "I guess"? hmm...
Vurn: Well, I don't find of this kind of surprising...
Sunday: And what could surprise you, eh?
Vurn: I have no fucking idea, LOL, and I can tell, becuase that would...
Sunday: Ruin the surprise, ya I get it!
Vurn: I think I'm going to take a walk...
Vurns takes a walk.
Meanwhile in other location, Gil wakes up
Gil: *Yawns* *Looks at Bender who's standing right next to the bed* Bender, what to fuck are you doing here?
Bender: Happy Birthday my greatest friend Gil...
Gil: I'm not your friend, I don't even like you!
Bender: Oh C'mon, thats what my love Sublevel always says to me, you must be my friend.
Gil: No, I'm not, NEVER!
Bender: Oh C'mon Gil, I have much presents for you!
Gil: Present, oh my...
Bender: Well, look at that Wallpaper I posted in your front wall, I though you will like it as much as I like it!
At This Point, Gil's Anger Metter Reaches Point 1
Gil: Get that shit-picture outa my Wall, or I should...
Bender: But, I though you were going to like it, I mean, I gave it to Sublevel in his birthday and he didn't liked it neither, so I though you were.
*Suddenly a Bulldozer made of poopions breaks haboc in Gil's house, Brownnoob lefts the vehicle and takes the wallpaper*
Brownnoob: Finally, the Poop-Picture is mine!
Lightnoob: Ahem...
Brownnoob: Finally, the Poop-Picture is ours!
Lightnoob: Lighter!
*The noobs went away with the picture, Bender starts to chase them*
Bender: NOOOOOOOOOO! That's for Gil...
Gil: I didn't wanted it anyway... I'm going to the park...
Gil goes to the park.
Meanwhile in other part of the Subnet, ENIHCAMBUS blocks a door, starts staring at it and begans crying
ENIHCAMBUS:
Meanwhile, Vurn is walking in the Southern Gardens, when JackO suddenly appears from a flourecent bush
Vurn: JackO! Long time I seen you.
JackO: Yeah! Happy birthday Vurn! I made a cake for you!
Vurn looks closely to the cake, a huge "G" symbol covers most of it surface
Vurn: What does this mean?
JackO: How that you not remember Vurn? You don't remember how hard we worked, to clean this forum from the lesser spokers and writers!
Vurn: What? Oh yeah, the "Grammar Nazi" Bullshit, but why you wring this up to me?
JackO: Vurn, I want you to join me back, why would rule this forum again with the power of the great grammer! Nobody will wistand us!
Vurn: I'm not joining that fuck again, I'm not the same silly person as I used to be before, what are you taking me for?
JackO: But, Vurn, we used to have fun...
Vurn: Well, yeah, but I don't wan't to be part of this again, the answer is not...
JackO: C'mon Vurn...
Vurn: NO
JackO: Please Vurn...
Vurn: NO
JackO: We are friends...
Vurn: NO
JackO: Okay Vurn, but you're going to miss it...
Vurn: Oh yeah, that's really bad, I think I had to choose the other option maybe if I really wanted to have fun.
JackO: Does that means YES!
Vurn: NO, I was being sarcastic...
JackO: Jeez Vurn, you're wasting my time, I'm going to censor you for your sillyness!
Vurn: How? You don't have a censor gun or something with you, don't?
JackO: Not now, but I'm going for it, so stay here please so I can censor you!
Vurn: Well, well... BTW, thanks for the surprise, I didn't expected something like that and I was willing for something unexpected to happen!
JackO: Was that sarcasm?
Vurn: I was fucking serious man!
JackO goes away to find his censor gun
Meanwhile in Pastel Town park
Gil: Ahhh... Nothing like a good day in the park with my computer, I'm going to check my messages, sure people remember its my birthday today! *Gil starts reading messages, Bender suddenly appears behind Gil*
Bender: HELLO BUDDY!!!
Gil: Aghh,,, STOP IT BENDER!
Bender: Hey, did you ckeck the message I send to you?
Gil: NOPE
Bender: Hey, where's my message?
Gil: Is in my ignore list...
Bender: Oh C'mon, let me show you it! *Bender takes Gil's computer*
Gil: Hey, give me that back!
Bender: I wan't to show you something!
Gil: NO, Please NO!!!
Bender: Look, I send you a compilation of pictures, I'm downloading them to your computer!
Gil: WHAT! NO...
Bender: But you don't want to see sexy pictures of Me, Sublevel, Mateusz, the other handsome Skutnik and poop?
Gil: NO, Why I would want something like that?
Bender: Well, because Sublevel didn't liked it, so I though you were going to like it!
Gil: What kind of logic is that?
Bender: Is logic man, there's only one logic!
Gil: Give me my computer!
Bender: Okay the download has finished! *Bender gives Gil his computer back*
Gil: What have you done, there's no space left in my hard drive!
Bender: Well, thats because my files came with a very special virus that I made specially for you!
Gil: Your files had a virus! And you made it!
Bender: Yeah, the whole theme of your desktop is going to be changed to one of poop, and it cannot be reverted! I also took the freedom to bend the virtual properties of the virus so no antivirus in the Subnet could erase it!
Gil: BUT, BUT...
Bender: The virus also sends you pictures of sexy poop in suggestive possitions each second! Ever the computer crashes with overload, the virus also reeplaces the "Blue screen of Death" with an image of a big black big black elephant shit! Isn't that great!
Gil's Anger Metter Rises To Piont 2
Gil: Bender can you please go away...
Bender: Sure my freind hope you liked your surprise, also, I have another last surprise for later, so stay tuned!
Gil's looks at his computer screen, getting covered with thousand images of poop
Gil: Shit...
Suddenly Brownnoob "poops" out of nowhere and takes Gil's computer
Brownnoob: Thanks!
Gil: Have a good day...
ENIHCAMBUS is still staring at the wall he blocked, trying the remember the grin of the girl he once he loved, he seems hes not going away, Enihc appears to willing to stay there all the day, Enihc wishes to stay in that moment for the rest of the day.
ENIHCAMBUS: I miss her grin...
JackO goes back to the Southern Gardens with the censor gun, and finds that Vurn is no longer there
JackO: Fuck you Vurn, from now on you're my frienemy!
Anteroinen: Hey JackO, to who are you talking with? Vurn is not here...
*JackO shoots the censor gun to Anteroinen, lefting him mute*
Anteroinen *In hand sign language*: "Whats wring with you?"
JackO: I'm going to find Vurn!
Meanwhile in Winter Palace
Vortex: So he's gonna get you and censor you?
Vurn: Yeah, and all for shit of the "Grammar Nazis", LOL
Cone: Wow, thats "conepletely" crazy...
JackO enters the palace and finds Vurn
JackO: Gotcha! *Shoots*
Vortex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Vortex intercepts the shoots and gets censored*
Vurn: Man, this is not making any cense, I'm not going back to being a Grammar Nazi, accept it...
JackO: Okay Vurn, I'm going to revert the gun and say sorry... *JackO reverts the effects of the gun*
Vortex: Thanks good, I can talk again.
Sunday: It were only half a minute that you were censored! :3
Vortex: XD
Cone: Well, thats gonna leave a cone!
Vurn: So, why you wanted me to became a Grammar Nazi again? I though you were also out of that thing too...
JackO: Well, we used to have fun and all that...
Vurn: But I was in a subtle manner, not like you that started a guerilla war...
JackO: Well, that was something... So you're going to ate my cake? I can took away the "G" if you want.
Vurn: Nah, it gives me good memories!
JackO: hehe!
Vortex: But exactly, what were you going to do as Grammar Nazis?
JackO: Well, whack some noobs...
Vurn: Whack some noobs, you mean these ugly colored thingies?
JackO: Yeah! Nobody deserves much to be censored than them!
Vortex: Well, that sounds kind of ok then...
Vurn: I think I'm joining.
Vortex: Yeah, these things invade me toilet sometimes.
Cone: They have also put lot of cameras in restrooms...
Sunday: But wait, if we go to whack noobs, then we weren't really Grammar Nazis...
JackO: Well, sorta, but your right, is a completely different thing...
Vortex: Maybe we need a new name!
Sunday: What about "Noobwhackers"
Cone: Yeah, that sounds conepletely good!
JackO: Yeah I agree!
Vortex: Can't disagree!
Vurn: Well, I think this was a good birthday from, thank you guys...
Gil is celebrating his birthday in the Cake Room
Rooster: Well, first of all, happy birthday to you Gil!
Gil: Wow, thank you much guys, I hope nothing bad happens now, I just had a bad day...
Lucas Gelati: What happened?
Gil: I won't tell...
NaviOfficer: Why?
Gil: I don't want, thinking on that makes me feel angry...
NaviOfficer: Okay...
Rooster: Anyway... Lets prepare for the cake!
Gil: Oh the cake, Awww Yeah!!!
Rooster: Bender, please take it to here!
Gil: BENDER!!!
Rooster: Yeah, Bender made the cake, he made it for you because he says you're a very good friend for him!
Gil: NO, PLEASE, NOT HIM, HE MADE OF MY DAY A...
Bender cames with the cake
Bender: Here's the cake my best friend! hope you like it!
Borys: Wow, its made with Okra Jam, thats pretty good stuff!
Gil: Wow, it seems there's nothing wrong with the cake, looks good, is made of delicious ingredents, I think that...
As Bender puts the cake in front of Gil, he reads the inscriptions
Gil *Reading the inscriptions in the cake*: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GILBERT"
Bender:
Gil: ...
Gil's Anger Matter Reaches Point 3, The Max Point!
Gil *Super Angry*: BENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!
Bender: Did you like it Gil...
Gil: HOW MUCH TIMES I TOLD YOU, MY NAME IS GIL! NOT ANYTHING ELSE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Bender: Wow, that's sweet!
Gil: PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!!!
Bender: Yes, Gil, I accept! I really wanted to be married with you!
Gil: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU!? I TOLD I WAS GOING TO KILL YOU, NOT MARRY YOU!
Bender: Shut up and kiss me!
Gil: NEVER! I'MA FIRIN MA LAZOR!!!
LAZOR: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!
Bender: Yes! Yes!
Rooster: Just curious, this location is out of reach, where did you pointed the LAZOR?
Meanwhile at noobs hideout
Brownnoob: Congratulations noobs, why got both the wallpaper and the computer of poop!
The LAZOR destroys both treasures
Brownnoob: Shit...
Bluenoob: I'm Bluenoob!
Greenoob: *Burp*
JackO: Here they are, lets whack them up!
Sunday: YAY!
Vortex: XD
Brownnoob: DOUBLE SHIT!
Back to Cake Room
Bender: Bye Gilbert! Have a nice birthday!
Gil: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Back to ENIHCAMBUS, who's after all still staring at the blocked door
ENIHCAMBUS: She was the most cute, sweet, tender, shy, pure, beautifull and nice woman I have met in my whole life, I'll never find someone like her ever in my life. *Sniff Sniff*
Anonymous: Hey dude, Paranormal, Anteroinen, Sublevel, Error and me are going to play a multiplayer game and we need a 6th one for the last remaining controler, do you want to play with us?
ENIHCAMBUS: Sure!
THE END
