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You take one of the leaflets. It says "Welcome to the library blah blah blah first Russian Space Station blah blah blah blah Tap here to subscribe for year only 10000 rubles or you can pay with cash"
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Inventory.
Is this my final form?
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218367 Rubles
Foldable Shovel
Pistol 60 bullets
Fake Passports
Ancient Tracking Device
Strange Device with Glowing button (You dont know what it does yet)
Knife
Matchbox
Glowing Screwdriver
Library Leaflet
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<I always wonder why everyone you meet continues to keep indifferent look, as if you are 100th unfamiliar alien came to space station this day...>
Pay money.
Continue to keep serious face as if you always knew what this place is, and you everyday travel through SPACE.
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Sublevel 102 wrote:<I always wonder why everyone you meet continues to keep indifferent look, as if you are 100th unfamiliar alien came to space station this day...>
Pay money.
Continue to keep serious face as if you always knew what this place is, and you everyday travel through SPACE.
There are hundred thousands of people in the station :?

You pay the money. You get library card. You try to keep serious face but you fart...
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-_-
Can you somehow ask librarian woman: "Has my best friend named ********** ever come here, and if yes - what books did he read?"
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Sublevel 102 wrote:-_-
Can you somehow ask librarian woman: "Has my best friend named ********** ever come here, and if yes - what books did he read?"
You say that.(excluding "best friend") She says "let me check the records". "He came here 26 years ago. Just before he died. He only read one book. You can't have it now because someone else has it. You can go to the bookstore and buy a copy of the book if you want. I will write down the name of the book for you." she hands you a paper...
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Take the paper, and ask for directions to the bookstore, and find the book.
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The Kakama wrote:Take the paper, and ask for directions to the bookstore, and find the book.
You do that. You show the paper to the book store owner. He says "I am sorry we don't have the book. But I can check the computer to find the nearest one." He looks at the computer. "Oh, there is an unowned copy of the book on Earth. I suggest you forget about getting that book. You won't survive at Earth more than day!" What do you want to do now:

Ask him more questions
Go to the command centre
Go to the docking bay
Go to the marketplace
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You won't survive at Earth more than day!
Do you mean "you will not survive in Russia more than day"? XD

Command: You need that book! Try to know where it is. Earth and Russia isn't worst places in universe.
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