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Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 01:55
by SaintJon
It seems like my cat likes to disappear for long moments and suddenly come back. She probably breaks the time and space barrier to get away from me. Maybe all cats do

Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 02:10
by WorldisQuiet5256
I like Cats.
I wish I had one to pet.
oh well.
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 02:16
by Anonymous2
WorldisQuiet5256 wrote:I like Cats.
I wish I had one to pet.
oh well.
Get a girlfriend

Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 03:24
by WorldisQuiet5256
I'm 20 years old.
0 Progress.
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 03:50
by Jatsko
Or you could take the wise words of my gym teacher: "Stay single as long as possible"
Which I'll probably break this year, I'm heading to college.
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 04:07
by The Kakama
I don't really want any girlfriends yet, but it's good to have some friends from the outernets.
Like now I walk back with a buddy from college to the train station, so I don't really feel lonely anymore.

Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 08:36
by ENIHCAMBUS
Error_3113 wrote:Or you could take the wise words of my gym teacher: "Stay single as long as possible"
Only someone who tried and failed would say a
shit like that.
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 08:39
by Diamonds
high schooler parents (mine at least): "oh no, don't get a girlfriend. it's gross, too much effort... and i couldn't do it"
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 08:41
by Diamonds
it just made me feel sorry for my parents (both of them said that).
Re: off topic
Posted: 05 Jul 2015 08:55
by ENIHCAMBUS
I get your point Diamonds.
The ideal woman for me only exists in my imagination, and is better left there.
I already have a girlfriend, an imaginary one, and she needs me as much as I need her. She's cute and sweet like me, she deserves me, I deserve her. We also want to have babies, but she's unfertile becuase she's imaginary, so thats why we want to adopt children.