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Hardhat Skutnik

Wow!

small Mati
in that years


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People say Submachine fans are the most destructive force in Layer Earth.

Ha! Did they even hear about Half-Life fans?


Did they see what mobsters Mateusz and Karol did with that poor guy who betrayed Pastel Games?..
They are maniacs.



And no! It wasn't us who devastated Finland for last two years!

(excerpt from interview with otter. Or bunny. Or whatever he is)

Wait, so the Finland thing has to do with the Evil Otter?

no?

I once met a lass so fine,
She was drunk on barley wine
I'd been to sea for months of three
I knew I could make her mine
But the lass was past consent
So it was off with her we went
And we threw her in bed and rested her head
And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do.

A woman has a right to a drink or two
Without worrying about what you will do
We say "yo, ho!" but we don't say "hoe"
'Cause "hoe" is disrespectful, yo

Lieutenant Pumpkin here! The carrots are ready for assault!