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[Sublevel 114]

Where's The Price Of Ambition part 3?
:D
And where is Berbs invasion part 2? And Origins part 2? :O

[Thegeniusyosh]

Can I be in The Price Of Ambition part 3?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Can I be in The Price Of Ambition part 3?

I'll look into it and see what I can do.

Price Of Ambition may be released after Subnet update.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

The Price Of Ambition Part 3

After various irrelevant events:

Mateusz Skutnik: Jatsko, I took my freedom to make not only one location, but four intrinsically interconnected locations called the Jatsko Cluster, each based in some of your different location architectural plans.
Jatsko: OMG Mateusz, this is glorious. You got everything, my symbols, the joke room, the telescopes, the crossing KPS... This is fantastic!
Mateusz Skutnik: Glad you like it! Since you made a lot for us, I thought I could do something proportionally good for you!
Jatsko: Yeah, its awesome and almost perfectly done!
Mateusz Skutnik: How that almost perfectly done?
Jatsko: My only nitpick is that you some of my earlier theories from back when I was an error in the database.
Mateusz Skutnik: Dude, I spent like a week working on this, and I don't really care much about the contents on your theories.
Jatsko: Yeah, but I honestly prefer you put my newest theories there, also some codes for my video theories!
Mateusz Skutnik: Okay, I'll do it, just because I trust you!
Jatsko: BTW, I was actually working in a new theory back in the limo with the Subbot driver N11-0rd0, I can give it to you right now so you can replace those old lame theories.
Mateusz Skutnik: Let me take a look *Mateusz reads Jatsko newest theory*
Jatsko:
Mateusz Skutnik: Jatsko...
Jatsko: Yes!
Mateusz Skutnik: Do you remember about we were talking about security breaches caused by coordinates in notes and places where they shouldn't be, right?
Jatsko: Yeah...
Mateusz Skutnik: And you want me to paste this theory with coordinates on it, so that the evil twins or that N-Tark can move freely though the Subnet and find more locations to go and invade us thanks to it...
Jatsko: ...
Mateusz Skutnik: ...
Jatsko: ...
Mateusz Skutnik: ...
Jatsko: ...
Mateusz Skutnik: ...
Jatsko: ...
Mateusz Skutnik: *Grabs ban-hammer*
Jatsko: NOOOO!
*Jatsko gets banned*
Mateusz Skutnik: Don't worry guys, I'll unban him as soon I get over redacting the coordinates on this theory...

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Vortex: Wait, what happened before this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Nothing, I guess this plot-line got revamped...
Sublevel: But why? Why suddenly this ended like this?
ENIHCAMBUS: Its irrelevant, see, this is the whole punchline I came up for this, and I cannot think of other stuff.
Bender: This is becoming so meta.
Kakama: We are no longer in the story.
SubPrupp: But in another plane...
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah, the idea is that the things didn't went as planned. See, the N-Tark intervened and shown his reality disrupting abilities. The Price Of Ambition Storyline is broken now. And only this could be saved because this section was tied to the Jatsko Cluster.
Sublevel: And what's the deal of all of this?
Vortex: We know what the N-Tark is capable of doing, and we are in terrible danger now!
Jatsko: And what can save us now?
SubPrupp: The deity known as "His Ink Companion".
Anteroinen: We built churchs and temples in his name, let his purifying ink clean our blood.
Sublevel: Blood for "His Ink Companion"!
Vortex: The Holy Order of His Ink Companion has been settled.
Kakama: Ink! Ink! Ink!
Sublevel: Please "His Ink Companion" let us clear the land from the N-Tark and other menaces!
Anteroinen: We will replace blood with ink!
Vortex: Sacrifice!
TheGeniusYosh: Lets do a blood sacrifice!
Kakama: I don't have blood, but I can still purify myself with a ink bath!
SubPrupp: Lets do it!
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ENIHCAMBUS: God lord, what's going on? First the N-Tark and now this?
Abacus: I just want my friend Kakama back...
Roosterman: Don't worry Abacus and Backwards Submachine, we will get in the deep of this, we can fix Pastel Lands once for all!
ENIHCAMBUS: But how?
Abacus: We are not essentially the most powerful ones in Pastel Lands.
Roosterman: We'll figure out!
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redneB: Oh my God what happened?
N-Tark: "His Ink Companion" has sabotaged our attempt.
redneB: So we are no longer attempting make Ko9 enter the Elite Submachine building to get the Jatskonium Wisdom Crystal?
N-Tark: I'm afraid not!
redneB: You're afraid? I thought you were the neigh unstoppable dude that would make Pastel Land consume in ashes?
N-Tark: Mateusz created "His Ink Companion" as a meant to counter myself. And he did well. I, who makes everyone pee themselves, now pees himself at a large divine fountain pen that will engulf the world in ink.
redneB: But why did Mateusz did such a thing, I thought he was the good one! What does Skutul think about this?
N-Tark: I'm going to ask him...

Skutul office, Overmachine

Skutul: Simple, he's starting his own flood event to purify the land, like in the Bible.
N-Tark: I see, but he's not gonna kill us with this isn't?
Skutul: Well, I'm pretty sure that if it doesn't, this is going to last an eternity, at least if nothing happens to His Ink Companion.
N-Tark: I see, so that's what we should focus on?
Skutul: Of course!
N-Tark: But how are we going to do it?
Skutul: S.H.I.V.A., T.H.O.T.H. and AK formed a resistance!
N-Tark: But these guys hate us too!
Skutul: Yes, but we are evil, we can into manipulation. If we convince them and help them to stop this mayhem. They will like as and beg us to be their leaders. Pastel Lands will once and for all be...
*Sudden Evil Otter*
Evil Otter: Mine!
N-Tark: What the hell?
Evil Otter: First, fuck off! We are not going to form and alliance with those wacks!
Skutul: You're not from our side!
Evil Otter: Listen, I can deal with "His Ink Companion" because I'm not a target of it, if you were to exit this place, you be already dead, and that's were your plan fails. I'm not like you, I'm not dumb!
N-Tark: Maybe you're right, maybe we prefer to stay here at the Overmachine.
Skutul: You really agreed with this furry!?
N-Tark: He looks evil, so yeah!
Skutul: Well, fuck, you know what fine, we'll stay here...

3 Years after

AK: So that's it, the end!
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes!
AK: So its all done?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes!
AK: Why it does end like this?
ENIHCAMBUS: I guess you can say, someone throw up a pen to the system! And now everything is covered in ink...
Vortex: Yeah, what a mess...
Mateusz Skutnik: Yeah guys, I promise there won't be a leak of ink in the future, everything is okay right?
AK: I guess, the N-Tark is gone, Skutul is gone, the Evil Otter is gone...
Sublevel: Will things go after normal after all this?
Mateusz Skutnik: No, cos "His Ink Companion" is still here!
Sublevel: Wait, how is that posible, I thought you was "His".
Mateusz Skutnik: Apparently not!
Vortex: Then who the hell is the thing companion of?
AK: It doesn't matter!
Sublevel: Blood sacrifice!
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On a higher narrative level

ENIHCAMBUS: So this is what I think about "His Ink Companion" and his capabilities!
Vortex: Do you really think "His Ink Companion" is going to revolt against Mateusz like the N-Tark did, that's absurd...
Sublevel: Yeah, Mateusz created it so that it could create army of morphs to counter the N-Tark!
ENIHCAMBUS: Wait, I can explain!
Vortex: Kill him!
Sublevel: Blood for "His Ink Companion".

On a even higher narrative level

ENIHCAMBUS: The Hell I am writing? I guess I just lost all the ideas I had for "The Price Of Ambition 3", but the ending, and then decided to make something about "His Ink Companion" but then fucked up. The ending of that story was based on events of February and it became dated, so I wanted to make other thing and then I fucked up things because I can't seem to make something interesting about "His Ink Companion" because I dunno, maybe I was jelly because I lost my "Stone Companion Cube" or else? The hell will this, I'm going to wrap this up and shave my beard that has grow to 3 meters because of the time that I spent writing this shit.

At this point ENIHCAMBUS presses "Submit Draft" instead of "Delete Draft".

ENIHCAMBUS: OH FUCK!!!

[reed]

m hm hm
does anybody wanna do a piece of fanart involving the Divine Pen and the N-tark?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

m hm hm
does anybody wanna do a piece of fanart involving the Divine Pen and the N-tark?

Anybody is welcome to make their stories here!

[Thegeniusyosh]

May I please be in one of the stories?

[Augustus]

Take my place. I do not like my lines.

[Sublevel 114]

err...

what the hell was that...

[Thegeniusyosh]

What do you mean by that?