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A Pope, A Rabbi, and Abe Lincoln walk into a bar.
The Bartender Asks, "What is this? A Joke?"

Through the eye's of a Liberian, this is what we see.

A man in a bar got angry when someone called him a Polar Bear.
He wrecked the place, and a Police officer arrested Him.
The man pleaded wit the officer, saying, "I forgot my fur, but I'm really a polar bear, so a Little violence isn't a crime, is it?"
The Police officer said, "I'm not arresting you for violence. Your Crime is Indecent Exposure."
The man replied, "But I'm Transparent!"

That's awful.

HA

The number of trees falling down because of storms has been through the roof lately

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you call a hailstorm with ice chunks shaped like swasticas?

A Heilstorm!

There are Two ways to apply the term "Take a Seat."
The Normal Way,

And This way.


lol.

A onion mother goes to take her onion son back to home from playing with friends, but the onion mother finds him crying out loud. The onion mother ask his son what happened, her onion son answers "I got a cut while playing, mom".