A' L L U K I N - chapter 5

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• Command: Ener: Tell Kelen you have the card to unlock the door, but do it in under five seconds.



Oh Ener can do you one better :3



<KELEN>

What the... is that...


<ENER>

Grawr. Maddox's ULTIMATE CODE CARD OF JUSTICE AND DESTINY ❤ hug?


<KELEN>

Give me that! And up on your footpaws!


<ENER>

OW! What are you doing?!


<KELEN>

Hold still. I am patching up your wounds and burns.


<ENER>

Oh. Thanks.



<KELEN>

So you said you saw him alive back there? When?


<ENER>

Just recently. Maybe an hour ago. There was red bloods everywhere in his room...


<KELEN>

You sure you gonna be okay going in there? It might takes more than a regular patch-up and stitches for him to recover.


<ENER>

I will manage... You ready?


<KELEN>

I should be the one to ask you that, furry!


<ENER>

But I respect females :3 and treating them nice.


<KELEN>

Hmmpt, I hate chauvinistic beasts...








<KELEN>

What... in the...


<ENER>

Meep. Maddox.


<MADDOX!>

Ener? Uuuuhh... Is that Kelen who I am hearing?


<KELEN>

Oh my God with a CAPITAL G.


<ENER>

I think he need MORE than just patch-up and stitches...





<MADDOX>

About time...


Come to... uugh... save my ass once more, Ener?

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Vurn

• Kelen: Patch up Maddox the best you can.
  
Ener: Don't look at the blood.

  Elouf: Randomly come to the room, ranting about how you were a lost character.

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: MADDOX: RANT like a uncleary like a maniac about what HAPPENED TO YOU, while suffering the PATCHUP

Theta

• Command:Kelen: Find Mad's missing leg and stick that mofo back on like a boss

Alamos.

• (lol, when i saw maddox the first thing that went through my head was the gib sound effect from thing thing arena 3, which for those of you who have no idea what im talking about, think of the sound "splortch" only a load louder and with a minor crunchy noise in the background of it.)

  Kelen:

  Get the healing on.

  Maddox:

  Explain how this happened.

  Ener:

  Exit the room and look for something maddox can use as a peg-leg.

Wayward Raxas

• Ener:

  Exit the room and look for something maddox can use as a peg-leg.



  Command: Maddox: Become MADDOX THE MARAUDER, scourge of the seven seas.

neurostatictoxin

• COMMAND: ENER: Ask MADDOX what appears/changes when you hit the light switch and check if he doesn't know.

arkla

• maddox: discard your inferior legs and develop an awesome arachnid lower body

REDX36

• maddox: realize youre mutating into an Ooth.

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• maddox: discard your inferior legs and develop an awesome arachnid lower body



  maddox: realize youre mutating into an Ooth.



NOT gonna happens because... well... it didn't seems like the mutations can be controlled or occurred at will. Also, he's a human. No way Maddox gonna transform into an Ooth.


• Command:Kelen: Find Mad's missing leg and stick that mofo back on like a boss



<KELEN>

Maddox! Quick, tell me where's your missing leg?!


<MADDOX>

It's here.


<KELEN>

Where?!


<MADDOX>

*points finger down to floor*

Here.

All over.





<ENER>

Meep...


<KELEN>

You mean she...


<ENER>

Scary Lady Yeyni had shown us the classic OOLITHIAN RAGE. She tore his leg apart flesh by flesh, nerve by nerve, blood by blood. SLOWLY. And the bones, too. They're all over the room now.


<KELEN>

Oh fucking sick... Sit still, I am going have to patch that up. We will figure out what to do with your new disability afterward.


Kelen:

Get the healing on.



Kelen: Patch up Maddox the best you can.

Ener: Don't look at the blood.



Ener couldn't stop looking at bloods... the sight of redness causing his mind to scream in confusion of primal lust of hunt and his most rational fears... He remembered what it like to be a beast of the wild and he just couldn't looks away, even if he's still intensely scared of blood... Right now, Ener's experiencing sense of urgency he haven't felt in long, long time.

<ENER>

Kelen, what can I do to help?


<KELEN>

You can start cleaning his bloods off and...


<MADDOX>

NO! Don't let come close!


<ENER>

Grawr? Why?


<MADDOX>

Fur, claws, teeth, eyes. Shadow as in and out. Give and take pain. Rip. Shred. There and gone! All gone!! GONE!!!



<ENER>

But... I am not...


<MADDOX>

I know your voice, but you looks like her... You could very well be her…


<ENER>

Hmmpt. This body isn't elegant, my hips aren't that wide, and I have a sheath.


<MADDOX>

GET OUT!!!


<KELEN>

All right, I want you out and stay out! Don't come back in until I say so. Go be a guard dog if that makes you feel better.


<ENER>

For your records, I am a dog. *sigh...*

• COMMAND: MADDOX: RANT like a uncleary like a maniac about what HAPPENED TO YOU, while suffering the PATCHUP

  Maddox:

  Explain how this happened.



<MADDOX>

Hey, Ener. Can you still hear me?


<ENER>

Grawr.


<KELEN>

Ok, I am confused. You refuse to look at him but you would talk to him?


<MADDOX>

Ener is Ener. I just… fuck, I am scared of her. Just can't get over her primal appearances...


<ENER>

This body isn't elegant, my hips...


<MADDOX>

Oh shut up. I am trying…

OW!!!

Watch it!


<KELEN>

Deal with it, squeamish. Or this will hurts worst than how Yeyni treated you.


<MADDOX>

Gah…


<ENER>

So what happened? I mean, staring with me sleeping back in Section C.


<MADDOX>

I will have to go back somewhere pretty far... Let see...


<KELEN>

Oh would you stop squirming!


<MADDOX>

Have you ever suffered something like, bitch?!


<KELEN>

Just... sit still.


<MADDOX>
All right, sorry...



<MADDOX>

Hey, Ener. As soon you passed out, I took the ORANGE BOX and haul you through Section B Hub areas, trying to find a way back to Section D. Got lost, the mess of Section B and C like a maze. Eyes, everywhere... Dark and light coalescing. Bloods, guts, people, splattered and all. Walls groaning and whispering. Twisted, confused, warped…


<ENER>

Ok... so how did you get back here in Section D?


<MADDOX>

It was your wife, Ener. She found me.


<ENER>

Teyri!

<MADDOX>

Yeah, she's just as bloody as you remembered. Scary. Distant. Warm. Pretty. She was just as lost as I was, but she carried a functional DeskTap so I managed to contact the Engineer. Hey, you know that the Eye we met is actually the Engineer?


<ENER>

Yeah, I just properly met him in the Lab down there. But how can she not find her way with the DeskTab if she could have talk to the Engineer?


<MADDOX>

She didn't really works well with technologies.


<ENER>

Heh... that's right. She could never understands these "magic spark things."


<MADDOX>

The Engineer guided us to leapfrog from Section B to Section F so we could come through this Xenobiological Agricultural Dome (XAD-014). He warned us that the spaces there is also warped, but I would meet up with Daniel and Kelen so we could figure out the way to get the area back to normal. Of course, Kelen and Daniel already figured that the surrounding spaces were warped by the Lobi Palms, but we had hard time trying to kill it or at least chop it down to manageable size for the local space to warp back to normal. I was in the Lab with Kelen when Yeyni struck.


<ENER>

But how did she KO'ed you? You're not that slow. Or weak.


<MADDOX>

It was a sneak attack. I don't know where she came from, but she like a shadow behind me and whacked at my head.


<KELEN>

With a heavy tree branch from Lobi Palm. And she HOME-RUN-BATTED me out of Lab shortly after. I never seen an Ooth that fast. I lost conscious from that.


<MADDOX>

I was barely awake when she dragged me to this room and... begin to mutilate, tearing me apart. Little by little. Over and over. Eyes glaring with so much hate. Snout, claw, red. No more bloods to spill, but still fleshes to rip and tear. Bone to break. Oh god, please die… but alive. Ripping and raping all the time.

I just can't… die...

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Wayward Raxas

• Command: Ener: Search for an object Maddox can use as a peg leg to become MADDOX the MARAUDER. Also, make that joke to cheer him up.

Theta

• Raxas, I think you mean, "MADDOX the MARRRRRHHAUDER"

[- ak -]

• Ener:
  
Exit the room and look for something maddox can use as a peg-leg.



  Command: Ener: Search for an object Maddox can use as a peg leg to become MADDOX the MARAUDER. Also, make that joke to cheer him up.



It was hard watching Maddox falls apart like this... Ener really wants to help Maddox feels better so he thought about finding a LEG REPLACEMENT. Wait, maybe he felt that he found one already...


Oh, of course! It's right under his snout the whole time!



THE STRANGE PIPE!!!



Command: Maddox: Become MADDOX THE MARAUDER, scourge of the seven seas.



Raxas, I think you mean, "MADDOX the MARRRRRHHAUDER"



Yep, it's time for Maddox to become a PIRATE :3

But he thought up of a better name >:3

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YamiX

• COMMAND? All: Go meet up with Daniel and discuss what to do next.

  But be aware and beware...of the msyterious eye...

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: MADDOX: SWITCH the LIGHTSWITCH

Wayward Raxas

• Command: Maddox: Threaten to punch Ener if he makes another pirate joke.
  
Command: Ener: Attempt to suppress the urge to say "Oh okay, please don't punch me, you've got such a mean left hook.
"
  Then quit bullshitting around and ask Maddox if they still have the box. In fact, just compare inventories.

Theta

• Command: Maddox: Experiment with prosthetic leg to make sure you can walk properly and all that jazz. Don't wanna be tripping all over the place at a time like this

[- ak -]

• Command: Maddox: Threaten to punch Ener if he makes another pirate joke.

  Command: Ener: Attempt to suppress the urge to say "Oh okay, please don't punch me, you've got such a mean left hook.
"
  Then quit bullshitting around and ask Maddox if they still have the box. In fact, just compare inventories.



<MADDOX>

If you make another ludicrous Pirate Joke like that, it will be MY fist to YOUR snout.


<ENER>

*resisting urges FAILED!!!*

Oh okay. Please don't punch me since you got such a mean left hook.


<KELEN>

*groans!!!*


<MADDOX>

All right! THAT'S IT!!!



<KELEN>

Ok... bullshitting aside...


<ENER>

Do you still have the ORANGE BOX?! It's important!


<MADDOX>

Oh, I still have the ORANGE BOX. I been clutching it away in my secret pocket even when I got knocked out by Yeyni. I kinda felt that if I get out of here alive, I would try to get to Quo and find out about everything. Thank you both for freeing me and getting me back on my feet. YES, Ener... METAL FEET. Good for stomping.


<ENER>

And pegging!


<KELEN>

Enough with the pirate crap or I will...


<MADDOX>

Yeah yeah. Kick our asses. We get it. Ener, let compare our INVENTORY.



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Ener has:


- CROWBAR

- LEGENDARY HEDGE TRIMMER

- BOTTLE OF ACID

- BOTTLE OF LEMONADE

- LENGTHY LOBI VINE


Maddox has:


- ORANGE BOX (for Quo)

- LIGHTER + WELDER COMBO


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• COMMAND: MADDOX: SWITCH the LIGHTSWITCH



<KELEN>

Say, by the way… what happen to this room if you turn the light off?


<MADDOX>

You can find out by yourself. Go ahead.





<ENER>

Whoa…
Bye bye, Walls.

<MADDOX>
And that's how I was able to see you in that other room, Ener.


<KELEN>

And we're so dark all of sudden. How's that we're dark right in the light?


<MADDOX>

No idea.


<ENER>

Grawr, I can't see any way out of this area.


<MADDOX>

Believe me, I tried for hours to find anything in this dark light. Nothing to be found so don't bother looking. Let return to the BLOODY DRAWING ROOM.

• Command: Maddox: Experiment with prosthetic leg to make sure you can walk properly and all that jazz. Don't wanna be tripping all over the place at a time like this



<MADDOX>

Ok, if anybody doesn't have any questions or concerns, we should return to Daniel and...


<KELEN>

Whoa there, gusty. I don't want you to trip all over, so let me drill you in a brief walking therapy.


<MADDOX>

Hmmm... I haven't walked in a while. Drill me, then.


<KELEN>

All right. Lift your STEEL LEG.



<KELEN>

Oh, you don't have to impress me with that high lift.

<MADDOX>

I want to see how much I could move like this.


<ENER>

Oooohhh... flexible :3


<KELEN>

Ok, now lean forward and shift your left side of body as if you want your STEEL LEG to make a forward step. Gently apply pressure onto the STEEL LEG with your upper body and…





<KELEN>

What the...


<MADDOX>

For some reasons, I can feel this STEEL LEG as if it's my own.


<ENER>

Whoa. Mister Maddox is now a LIVING METAL MAN. I dunno if that's awesome or kinda creepy...


<KELEN>

Its already happened. You're changing.


<ENER>

So am I without my bleeding heart...


<MADDOX>

Heh. Too awesome. I can get used to this.

• COMMAND? All: Go meet up with Daniel and discuss what to do next.

  But be aware and beware...of the msyterious eye...



WHAT EYES?!?!


Stop scaring Ener with your nonsense paranoia and... ???









<UH OH YEYNI.>

Hmmpt. And I thought I was quiet enough for you fuckers. If it weren't me being distracted by those hat and scarf of your... too awesome, is jealous... I would have kick your filthy asses and tear you all apart.


<ENER>

Not if my KEEN INSTINCTS are kicking into hyperdrive.


<YEYNI>

Huh. Should have see that coming in the first place with you...

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REDX36

• COMMAND: ENER: Hit her on the head with the crowbar. If that doesn't work, spill acid on her.

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  WHEN DONE: All of you go to the circular room and find the root of the lobi palm. Then either burn it with the welder or spill acid on it.

Vurn

• Ener: Run. Run for your life.

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: ENER: GET BACK IN

  COMMAND: KELEN: The SWITCH. SWITCH IT.

neurostatictoxin

• Wonder where the door, from the outside, goes when the room is "switched"

[- ak -]

Unfortunately, all three commands contradict each other. I can only pick one and it is....

• 
COMMAND: ENER: Hit her on the head with the crowbar. If that doesn't work, spill acid on her.



<ENER>

And it's my place to be telling you this!

STAY AWAY FROM MADDOX, YOU GNARL-WRAPPING CRITTER!!!



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arkla

• i wonder why the cannibal dissapeared when the light was swapped in his room

  ener: bitch, meet acid
  
EDIT: SOULLLOCK + AK became a NINJA

  EDIT2: ok, do it as a sneak attack anyway
  
EDIT3: for the record, in this case bitch is refering to yeyni

Vurn

• Maddox: When Yeyni is jumping towards you, switch the light so she falls to the lightning void.
  
Ener: If that doesn't work, spit some acid.

  Ninja: if that doesn't work, randomly come in and defeat Yeyni. DEUS EX MACHINA.

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: MADDOX: SWITCH!!