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It Was All A Dream, Part 3: Playing God?

Apocrypha: Audio Log #8, it has been 40 days since the new God Brownnoob turned the entirety of the Universe's matter into poopions, apparently, once this was achieved, he didn't do anything else...

Somewhere

Mateusz Skutnik: More than a month have passed and you didn't do anything else with your God powers, so why do you want them then?
Brownnoob: Because if I left my Godhood, you will obviously revert everything I've done!
Mateusz Skutnik: Oh C'mon, I can give you more poopions that you can ever have, I'll create entire Submachines made of poopions so you can have fun with them.
Brownnoob: But with my powers I can do just that by myself.
Mateusz Skutnik: And why you didn't?
Brownnoob: I have this entire Universe made of poopions right now!
Mateusz Skutnik: And why do you exactly need these poopions in first place?
Brownnoob: Because I am a noob.
Mateusz Skutnik: But you're no longer a noob, you're a GOD now!
Brownnoob: A God of noobs!
Mateusz Skutnik: And where are the other noobs?
Brownnoon: I gave them vacations, but I think they realized the entire world become poopions now!
Mateusz Skutnik: Well, I have no words for that.
*Sudden Vortex*
Vortex: I am a God now!
Brownnoob: What?
Mateusz Skutnik: Vortex, lets do it!
Vortex: Yes! Brownnoob, your Godhood ends now!
Brownnoob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The combine divine powers of Mateusz and Vortex revert Brownnoob to his noob state*
Brownnoob: No, my Godhood!
*Mateusz reverts all the matter of the Universe to its original state*
Brownnoob: No, my World! *Brownnoon Flees*
Vortex: Wow, we defeated him, hooray!
Mateusz Skutnik: Yes! Now you know your part of the deal!
Vortex: Thinking about it, I like being a God.
Mateusz Skutnik: Vortex, you were supposed to let me return you to your normal state.
Vortex: Sorry Mateusz, but I think I would like to "play" with with my new powers!
*Sudden Sublevel*
Sublevel: I am a God once again, and I am glad you Vortex decided to join my side after all!
Vortex: I had this plan all the time!
Sublevel: Yay! Vortex, you know what to do! Summon the shadows, lets make this place a sweet nightmare!
*Sudden xetroV*
xetroV: Here A God I Am!
Vortex: Ah, I see you have come xetroV!
xetroV: Yeah, lets do this thing!
Mateusz Skutnik: WTF is going on? Vortex, you betrayed me!
Vortex: Well, Sublevel is my best friend here, what did you expect?
Mateusz Skutnik: Goddammit!
*Sudden Bender*
Bender: Hey guys, thought I could join you too!
Vortex: Hey Bender!
Sublevel: Bender... I should have banned you when I had the chance.
Bender: Eh, don't worry, I'll just play along with you, I won't do my nasty stuff I promise.
Sublevel: We'll see...
*Sudden redneB*
redneB: Hey Bender, do they give you God snacks when you become a God?
Bender: You can just make them appear from nowhere.
redneB: *Manifests a bag of crisps* Oh, this is the God stuff!
Mateusz Skutnik: *Facepalm*
*Sudden ENIHCAMBUS*
ENIHCAMBUS: Though I could also do something here now that playing God its becoming a thing!
Vortex: Oh hay En... *ENIHCAMBUS manipulates Vortex speech to pronounce his name correctly* Enihc!
ENIHCAMBUS: Oh hay Vortex! I see you can pronounce my name correctly now!
Vortex: Don't do that again, or you will suffer my godly wraith, okay?
ENIHCAMBUS: Well then...
Mateusz Skutnik: Enihc, I have a question...
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah!
Mateusz Skutnik: Why is this series called "It Was All A Dream" if it revolves more around divinity than dreaming?
ENIHCAMBUS: Ah, that's an interesting question, and I think Sublevel will be very interested in earing the answer!
Sublevel: What?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes Sublevel, the truth is...
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Override mode deactivated, dream sequence finalized
*S.H.I.V.A. wakes up and Sublevel manifest back in reality*
ENIHCAMBUS: You were all the time inside Shiva's dream!
Sublevel: Oww, my head... Wait! Really?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes.
Sublevel: So it was all a dream?
ENIHCAMBUS: Of course!
Sublevel: But I swear Shiva told me it something nasty if I used the Dream Shard with it!
S.H.I.V.A.: I was reacting to you and your friend setting the Override mode without authorization!
Sublevel: Well, maybe that wouldn't happen if your Defense System wasn't shitty!
ENIHCAMBUS: Not this again Sublevel!
Sublevel: Ok... So this is reality then!
ENIHCAMBUS: Yeah!
Sublevel: But how do we know all this is a result of a dream of someone? I mean, maybe in the real "real world" I used the Dream Shard to enter someone's dream and now I'm stuck here...
ENIHCAMBUS: *sighs* That's not posible Sublevel...
Sublevel: Why?
ENIHCAMBUS: Because the Dream Shard doesn't exist in the real "real world"... *ENIHCAMBUS moves away*
Sublevel: Ah...
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Sublevel: ...Wait what?

The End
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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this is creepy, I had a dream today with Pastel Forum members... XD
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I KNEW IT!!!

Thx for this trilogy!
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Enter Anoobis

Brownnoob: Listen noobs, somone called Vortex has give us a gift, its a dog, and its called Anoobis!
Anoobis: "Noob"
Violetnoob: What?
Brownnoob: He said it was created by Sublevel, but Sublevel didn't take care of it, so Vortex took Anoobis out from Sublevel's hands and now Anoobis is ours and not of Sublevel, thanks to Vortex!
Rednoob: Vot, isit med off popoims?
Brownnoob: No.
Orangenoob: But something that's not made of poopions cannot be a noob, what makes this dog a noob, I want answers.
Violetnoob: Yes, give it the answers, for me!
Indigonoob: Nooooo, donnnnn't dooo iit foorrrr itt, I ccaaan'tt sttanddd ittt anyymmoreee...
Anoobis: "Noob"
Brownnoob: Well, yeah, its not made of poopions, but is still badly made, just look at it!
Lightnoob: Fair enough, that thing looks like one of us!
Greennoob: Yes *burp*
Anoobis: "Noob"
Greennoob: *burp*
Anoobis: "Noob"
Greennoob: *burp*
Anoobis: "Noob"
Greennoob: *burp*
Yellownoob: Look, uhhh... he and greennoob are getting... well along, uhhhh... I think...
Rednoob: heuheuheuheu...
Indigonoob: hhhahhhahhhahhha...
Bluenoob: I'm Bluenoob.
Orangenoob: Shut up, you're no longer relevant.
Bluenoob: I am Bluenoob, I'm always relevant, and I like this dog too!
Orangenoob: Okay...
Violetnoob: <3
Indigonoob: *Facepalmmmmm*
Rednoob: Te logner, teh vether!
Anoobis: "Noob"
Lightnoob: Brownnoob, do you know why Sublevel made it?
Brownnoob: Sublevel made it with a karma infused chulk trying to make a map of the Subnet long time ago.
Yellownoob: And why we want it? uh... Cos I dunno, hmmm... shouldn't we take it out like most dogs and that?
Brownnoob: Taking this dog out? Nah, remember guys, this dog will give us more poop...
Anoobis: The anoos! *Anoobis poops jewels and gold*
Rednoob: ...
Orangenoob: ...
Yellownoob: ...
Bluenoob: I am Bluenoob!
Greennoob: What the hell *burp*
Brownnoob: This is not poop... Goddammit Vortex!
Rednoob: He, at laset why arr rihc!
Lightnoob: Those are counterfeit...
Orangenoob: srsl?
Brownnoob: So we cannot buy poop with them?
Lightnoob: Nope.
Brownnoob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Grennoob: At least I got a dog friend *burp*
Bluenoob: Yeah, and I am Bluenoob!
Lightnoob: Yes, there's a light side to this.
Anoobis: "Noob"
Brownnoob: I don't care... :evil:

Meanwhile

Sublevel: Vortex, why did you give my dog to the noobs?
Vortex: You didn't take care of it, and it was poorly drawn, like, OMG...
Sublevel: Okay, I didn't like it anyways, it also pooped counterfeit valuebles, which sucks...
Vortex: I still think is the best thing you created...
Sublevel: Well... Better than retraC yeah!
Vortex: :P
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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Okay, I didn't like it anyways
no more words. Now it's obvious Vortex was talking with IMPOSTOR...

yes. г

Edit:
oh, and btw, Enihc... 90%of repeated toilet stuff in noobs stories doesn't make it good. It's uninteresting to read them now, for me at least.
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Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe

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what happened to Lurker's г eye, it became a backwards S? XD
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Vortex wrote:backwards S? XD
where?
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at least it shows like that in my font.
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haha funny.
It is Russian letter. But in your font, it looks a bit different than in mine. I mine, it's like eye of :evil:
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I see :P
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