Bender's S(hi)tories

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Why facepalm?
Why not opening foes list? its your new joke!

[bender]

EPISODE 9: The Chaos

*zaaap*

Bender: Finally we have arrived!
ENIHCAMBUS: Hurry up bendy Sublevel almost transformed.
Sublevel: *cough* bzzzzzzzz ehuehu *cough*
E: Where are we anyway?
B: The past. We can stop Vortex from getting the dope.
Space-time Vortex: You know you can't stop it Bender. You did this before..
B: Shut up!
E: Who are you talking to?
S: *cough* bleehh vavava tatata *fart*
Redaftron 3000: We must hurry up! My battery is almost dead.

R: I detect a life signal ahead!
B: Is that...
E: redneB!
S: *ach-hoo* lokokoggy noobbk
redneB: Bender! Come here and taste cucumber!
B: Uhhh... it smells..

*Suddenly a karma portal opens and Mateusz gets out*

Mateusz: Stupid Bender and his bunny army! You are a dead man Bender! . . . BENDER?!?!

*xetroV and levelbuS jump from a bush nearby*

xetroV: He is attacking redneB! Destroy him levelbuS!
M: Uhhh.. I am actually here for bender..
redneB: Liar! He threw a banana at me!
M: Bitch....

*Kakama enters the scene*

Kakama: Bender you thief! I will take my revenge!

Sublevel: vlevevevev *cough* blohjlohkloh heheggege *fart*


???: *burp*!
???(2): Shhhhhhh!


*to be explained in Episode: 8*

[ENIHCAMBUS]

???: *burp*!

Greennoob!

I see an epic confrontation there.