RANDOMNESS

[bender]

A gugu tata

[Vortex]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bender]

Das ist und Vortex!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Das ist und Vortex!

Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".

A gugu tata

Did you take that from my signature?

[bender]

Yes XD

[Vurn]

Das ist und Vortex!

Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".

A gugu tata

Did you take that from my signature?

Das ist und Vortex!

Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".

Wevare Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".

Beware Bendy, there is a chance of getting "Vurned".

Hark, foul apprentice! I command you to cease thy botherations and henceforth become quiet! My infinite wisdom tells me of dark, evil forces at play, to which we are mere pawns. The loathsome imagery these corrupt gods channel through my sagacious mind is unbearable, however, I shall swiftly conjure a spirit so as to aid me in the guidance of the malice-strewn paths that the abhorrent deities traverse. There must be some scribbles, runes, reliefs left by the Ancients to tell the story in this temple of chaos after all.

Forsooth.. Yes, here they are.
My proto-Daemon is not of the greatest quality, but I'll do my best in translation.
'They thought there was a chance.
They never accepted the inevitability. The fearsome reality was always denied. It was their mentality, their custom.
On the other hand, who were we to question their knowledge?
Our clairvoyant ones did tell us our civilization was but the first, beginning spark in the grand scheme of reality.
But the Voices, entities in question, were told to precede eternity.
Either way, it's all useless now. As infinite miles of sand buried the crystalline Palace of Hope to create the Profane Desert-

There was only one being they feared.
The unspeakable one. The unnamed. Abstraction monarch was one of the multitude of the names they pertained to Him.
But never was he summoned by his True Name.

Only the most wretched of grimoires dared to contain His name.

It was inscribed on the back of every altar, like the slave whispering to the emperor: 'Remember, thou art mortal'.

The legends tell that the name was..

'Vurn'.

getting "Vurned".

what

[bender]

LOL

[Vurn]

Writing stupid-ass semi-esoteric shit is certainly something I like doing

[zombieshooter]

And I like pretending that I'm a genius at mythopoeia even though when I try to invent a mythology to post in this thread [REDACTED]

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Mythical stuff removed until further notice. Reason: lack of worthiness.

Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, I'm [REDACTED]

[Cone]

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
Yo momma's so fat she could swallow thee
You had better run or soon you will be
Eaten by yo momma