Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

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Sublevel 102 wrote:
You won't survive at Earth more than day!
Do you mean "you will not survive in Russia more than day"? XD

Command: You need that book! Try to know where it is. Earth and Russia isn't worst places in universe.
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You ask the bookstore owner "How can I go to Earth?" "You need to hire a ship from the docking bay"...
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Ask where the docking bay is, then go there
Balance is imperative; without it, total collapse and destruction is imminent.
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And you forgot to ask WHERE on the Earth you can find the book. :P
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Also ask why Earth is so dangerous.
Is this my final form?
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Sublevel 102 wrote:And you forgot to ask WHERE on the Earth you can find the book. :P
You ask that. He gives you some coordinates.
Also ask why Earth is so dangerous.
You ask that also. He says "You really don't know? You must be new to this system. The earth was destroyed because of nuclear warfare hundreds years ago. The radiation levels are still too high to survive. You can't even survive there more than a day with a protective suit. Also if you don't have one you can buy one from Dmitri (someone with a name finally) at the marketplace." You leave the shop.
Ask where the docking bay is, then go there
You don't have to ask just follow the signs! Also you sure you don't want to go to Dmitri's first?...
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Wow...

Go to market.
But first: cry about poor Earth.
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Sublevel 102 wrote:Wow...

Go to market.
But first: cry about poor Earth.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sob* waaah waaaaah *sob* *cough* "Ok I am done!"

You go to the market and find "Dmitri's Ill Eagle Store" What do you wanna buy?

Protective Suit 23500 RUB
Cool glasses 7000 RUB
Electric Tranquilizer Gun 28050 RUB
Cocaine (gram) 7210 RUB
Meat cleaver 18000 RUB
Lockpick 1300 RUB
Multi-Tool 4310 RUB
Not Stolen Diamond Watch 380000 RUB
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Ask Dmitri about characteristic and abilities of these items first.
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Protective Suit 23500 RUB = Protects you from radiation and poisonous gas
Cool glasses 7000 RUB = Looks cool
Electric Tranquilizer Gun 28050 RUB = Tranquilizes People and animals; overloads machines needs recharging after 10 uses
Cocaine (gram) 7210 RUB = Makes you high
Meat cleaver 18000 RUB = Cut meat and other stuff (people)
Lockpick 1300 RUB = Opens locked basic doors
Multi-Tool 4310 RUB = Has knife, scissors and corkscrew in it
Not Stolen Diamond Watch 380000 RUB = shows time with style. Don't wear near cops
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Buy suit, Tranquilizer, lockpick, multi-tool. And if you want - sell your knife and buy meat cleaver.
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