RANDOMNESS

[bender]

So let me get it straight: You have a marriage with Wrinkle Skutnik, a secret marriage with Brownnoob, and you flirt with Sublevel and occasionaly Gil?

I don't know who Wrinkle Skutnik is.

I got brownnoob pregnant and had to live together for three years before he took redneB away from me.

We are in a relationship with Sublevel. It was a secret until now but I am now making it official. Stop denying it Sublevel.

I don't recall flirting with Gil.

I also had an affair with Frank the Bunny.

These are my relationships.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Is Frank still with Mateusz?

[bender]

Is Frank still with Mateusz?

Nope. Every Friday they meet at the local bar and talk about Frank's failed relationships. They still love each other, but they know that it is best for them not to date again. Mateusz still misses him and cries in the shower and drinks three glasses of Vurn's "Vurnskey" along with 3 Prozac pills at 11 pm every day; Frank is trying to get over Mateusz by dating other people. So far he dated levelbuS, Rulo and yellownoob. He broke up with levelbuS because he thought Frank's tail was cotton candy, with Rulo because he made weird noises, with yellownoob because--ummmmmm-- you know---- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh---.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Interesting...

[Sublevel 114]

phew...

day of FIIINLAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is finally over

this time Poland was also involved. that gave me double hysteria

POLAND????

yes. Poland.

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@Bender:
taking piece of wood, calling it "Sublevel" and having relationship with it...



thanks, Redface

[gil2455526]

I don't recall flirting with Gil.

And you better keep it that way, buddy.

[bender]

What does 2455526 mean?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Either his ID or his phone number, I have no idea, larger number are harder to decode...

phew...

day of FIIINLAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is finally over

this time Poland was also involved. that gave me double hysteria

POLAND????

yes. Poland.

Is this whole thing yours related to an online game Sublevel? Just curious.

[Sublevel 114]

no

[gil2455526]

Actually, it was an RNG username that stuck ._. True story